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Old 12-06-2006, 04:42 PM
NfldPwns NfldPwns is offline
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Default Re: Why I don\'t tell people I play poker.

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People always want to learn how to do it too or the cliche... "Hey man, what if I give you $300 of my money for you to double it, can you do that?"

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LOL, its sick how often I get this.

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Old 12-06-2006, 04:46 PM
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That's fuggin' awesome
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BUT turns out she's from Las Vegas and her dad has been playing poker for a living for over 20 years [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ...we talk it up...get to know eachother..and that night I got a drunken bj [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ....best random hook up of my life [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Old 12-06-2006, 05:09 PM
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Default Re: Why I don\'t tell people I play poker.

Most people understand I'm balla when I pull a grand or more out of my pocket to buy drinks...
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: Why I don\'t tell people I play poker.

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One girl asked me what I would do with her if I were playing. She was hot and flirty. I told her that I would figure out her tendencies and start manipulating bet sizes to get all her money. I still don't completely regret my answer.

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Boooooo. Start joking about wanting to get her into a game of strip poker - I mean jesus wtf are you thinking?

Edit: Looks like someone beat me to it.

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FWIW, even though he did pass up a shot at getting some, i appreciate the humor in his response, and lol'd when i read it. nice work silver.
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:17 PM
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i didn't tell my parents i palyed poker until i had made like 70k, and i still live in their basement lolol.

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How old are you?

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19
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: Why I don\'t tell people I play poker.

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Example of conversation:
Friends Mom: What time do you usually play?
Me: Sometimes in the day sometimes at night, whenever I feel like playing.
Friends mom: Wow, you have a feeling when to play? (With the a dumb look on her face like I am a degenerate.)
Me: Not a feeling of luck, just when I feel like playing.
Friends mom: Squints at me with a disgusted face.

Gawd,I felt like strangling her.

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when do you strangle her? when you feel like strangling her!!!!! GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: Why I don\'t tell people I play poker.

I understand why most people feel the need to cover up, lie, or whatever, but it's really a lot easier when you just say, "yeah I do enough to get by for now." I have been around a lot of people who give seemingly modest answers but that lead people to ask more so that they can brag without seeming boastful. I find that 100x more annoying that people's curious questions about something they don't quite get.

-James
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:54 PM
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i didn't tell my parents i palyed poker until i had made like 70k, and i still live in their basement lolol.

I don't really get stupid questions that you guys seem to, obviously people are curious, but everyone i have told (and i do avoid telling people like the plague) has atleast pretending to be understanding and is just curious about how it works. I guess i don't talk to alot of dumb people which is nice.

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How can you make 70k playing poker in your parents basement, without them ever knowing?
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:38 PM
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Most people understand I'm balla when I pull a grand or more out of my pocket to buy drinks...

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They must've been expensive drinks or you have a lot of friends. Either way --> balla!
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:12 PM
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i didn't tell my parents i palyed poker until i had made like 70k, and i still live in their basement lolol.

I don't really get stupid questions that you guys seem to, obviously people are curious, but everyone i have told (and i do avoid telling people like the plague) has atleast pretending to be understanding and is just curious about how it works. I guess i don't talk to alot of dumb people which is nice.

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How can you make 70k playing poker in your parents basement, without them ever knowing?

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Maybe they thought we has playing a game on the computer? Or just don't give a crap about what he does in the basement.
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