SSNL [cheese] thread: DEC (nc)

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I had 6 party tables open tonight full of fish and 2 stars tables. Absolutely nothing happened on the stars tables. I raised and reraised pf and everyone folded. Again and again and again. I played like 400 hands at stars and I didn't get floated, got played back a single time. Pretty impresive.

Also I playes 18/13 for 2k hands. Am I a nit?

[Clayton]

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Anyone have any ideas about why all the 1/2 tables on stars are awful tonight? I'm haven't been able to keep 2 decent tables open for longer than 15 minutes...

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uhhhh +1.5k here not sure what ur talking abt [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($331.47)
MP ($345.90)
CO ($216.25)
Button ($278.74)
SB ($33.10)
Hero ($211.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $8, SB (poster) calls $7, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $43</font>, MP folds, Button calls $37, SB folds.

Flop: ($106) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $60</font>, Button calls $60.

Turn: ($226) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero calls $209.85 (All-In), Button calls $106.85.

River: ($542.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $542.70
Villain has 6h3h

[nuggetz87]

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Anyone have any ideas about why all the 1/2 tables on stars are awful tonight? I'm haven't been able to keep 2 decent tables open for longer than 15 minutes...

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uhhhh +1.2k here not sure what ur talking abt [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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i was playing from like 7-9:30 though.

[bobman0330]

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Anyone have any ideas about why all the 1/2 tables on stars are awful tonight? I'm haven't been able to keep 2 decent tables open for longer than 15 minutes...

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uhhhh +1.5k here not sure what ur talking abt [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Oh yeah? Well I'm up 2.5 tens of dollars, so take that.

[CharlieDontSurf]

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Girls do not like guys that put the ball in there court.

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I'm inclined to agree with this. Perhaps something like this would work?


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I regret that we didn't get to talk in class more; I'd love to get to know you better. Would you like to go out/grab lunch/whatever with me sometime?

___Yes ___No
___________If yes, write phone #

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After all, retro is in.

(I'm half joking, but half serious)

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goofy..myspace and facebook were created for a situations like this. I hooked up with one of my teachers just because she happened to have a myspace page at the time...and i started the initial contact thru that.

course after it happened and i got drunk n told everyone...every guy i knew attempting to do the same didn't help things.

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haha, awesome. story?

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when was in my junior year..I took some wierd elective class communication or something or other. It was being taught by like a 29 year old who had just graduated from grad school or something...she was kind of reserved and everything...class was kind of dull given she had to teach from a textbook but she would lighten it up occasionally.

One day I got to class early and was standing outside kind of spaced out and i saw the greatest ass n pair of legs bending over as the some girl looked thru her bag/purse. I litterally was just staring and I guess she turned her head around and then I kind of snapped out of my trance and looked at her face...n it was my teacher.

She started laughing at the "oh [censored]" look on my face and grabbed her purse n started walking in. I said something like "hey, hows it going" n she just smiled and said "you are to cute".

So like a week later I'm randomly going thru myspace looking up girls in my class who had put their name/email/phone number on the class syllibus. Saw that the teacher had her email listed n it wasn't a normal teacher.edu...so plugged it in out of boredom. Her profile popped up-- it wasn't very "teacher appropriate"

So I sent her a message kind of teasing her etc etc
Then we started talking back n forth then moved to IM's...n u know how that goes...found out she was down with the 420.

Went over to hang n ended up smoking with her one night n then ended up [censored] her for most the night.

Pretty soon it became a regular thing. Stupidly told my friends...n..she got like 100 add requests so she deleted the page n then was real bitchy to me n acted like i was just some student...till she im'd me like a month later wanting to [censored] again. Hooked up off and on for like 7 months...

Brag: When I was in college became [censored] buddies with my cute communications teacher because of myspace.

Beat: she gave me a C+ in the class.

[STACKPLZ]

2/4 has 4x the variance with 2x the money, theres a huge diff in the swings between 400 and 200

[goofyballer]

Was just about to start a session when lo and behold, softball chick called me! It was about 10:40pm and, since I have a tendency to analyze these types of things, I think it's worth noting that instead of being like "hey chump buy me that yogurt you owe me" she was like "hey, it's soandso from the softball game last week, I was wondering if you wanted to take a study break and get that yogurt?" Very cute. I was doing absolutely nothing at the time so I rushed to put some decent clothes on (obviously including the championship shirt) and drive over to meet her.

She was waiting outside when I pulled up, and I'm happy to report that she does indeed look cute when not bundled up in a hooded sweatshirt. I've never been to the place but it's pretty cool, you grab a cup and fill it up with as much yogurt and topping as you want and then pay based on the weight; we got a couple 16 ounce cups for $5.64. Cheap date! (assuming it was a date, I don't even know, you guys can clear that up for me) There's nowhere to eat inside, and they close at 11pm anyway, so we went outside to brave the freezing cold and ate on a bench. I just checked weather.com and it says 39 degrees outside, brrr! So we eat our yogurt and talk about get-to-know-you type stuff; she was really talkative and outgoing, which helped mitigate my slight nervousness and the fact that I was starting to shiver from the cold. No flirting occurred, but she seems like a smart and cool girl and I'm definitely interested in getting to know her better.

We were probably sitting out there for about 30-40 mins; eventually when I finish (she finished hers about 10 mins before me and commented on how daintily I eat...I guess a little teasing is good) we talk a little more and she says it's time for her to head home and start on a project. We walk to our cars and I ask if she'd like to do this again sometime; she says "sure", I ask if she wants to grab dinner, she says "yeah," we discuss timing and decide sometime after her last final on Monday next week, I'm not sure when my finals are (lmao should probably start looking into that) so I tell her I'll call her; I then drive home with the heater blasting on full.

So, postgame analysis:

1. What do you guys think? General thoughts?
2. Is this dinner thing a definite date? I asked kinda casually and not with any kind of "ZOMG I'M ASKING YOU OUT" tone to it, so I'm not really sure if a guy and girl that just met each other going to dinner automatically = date or anything.

[yundmi]

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Girls do not like guys that put the ball in there court.

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I'm inclined to agree with this. Perhaps something like this would work?


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I regret that we didn't get to talk in class more; I'd love to get to know you better. Would you like to go out/grab lunch/whatever with me sometime?

___Yes ___No
___________If yes, write phone #

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After all, retro is in.

(I'm half joking, but half serious)

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goofy..myspace and facebook were created for a situations like this. I hooked up with one of my teachers just because she happened to have a myspace page at the time...and i started the initial contact thru that.

course after it happened and i got drunk n told everyone...every guy i knew attempting to do the same didn't help things.

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haha, awesome. story?

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when was in my junior year..I took some wierd elective class communication or something or other. It was being taught by like a 29 year old who had just graduated from grad school or something...she was kind of reserved and everything...class was kind of dull given she had to teach from a textbook but she would lighten it up occasionally.

One day I got to class early and was standing outside kind of spaced out and i saw the greatest ass n pair of legs bending over as the some girl looked thru her bag/purse. I litterally was just staring and I guess she turned her head around and then I kind of snapped out of my trance and looked at her face...n it was my teacher.

She started laughing at the "oh [censored]" look on my face and grabbed her purse n started walking in. I said something like "hey, hows it going" n she just smiled and said "you are to cute".

So like a week later I'm randomly going thru myspace looking up girls in my class who had put their name/email/phone number on the class syllibus. Saw that the teacher had her email listed n it wasn't a normal teacher.edu...so plugged it in out of boredom. Her profile popped up-- it wasn't very "teacher appropriate"

So I sent her a message kind of teasing her etc etc
Then we started talking back n forth then moved to IM's...n u know how that goes...found out she was down with the 420.

Went over to hang n ended up smoking with her one night n then ended up [censored] her for most the night.

Pretty soon it became a regular thing. Stupidly told my friends...n..she got like 100 add requests so she deleted the page n then was real bitchy to me n acted like i was just some student...till she im'd me like a month later wanting to [censored] again. Hooked up off and on for like 7 months...

Brag: When I was in college became [censored] buddies with my cute communications teacher because of myspace.

Beat: she gave me a C+ in the class.

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[ajmargarine]

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so I rushed to put some decent clothes on (obviously including the championship shirt)

(she finished hers about 10 mins before me and commented on how daintily I eat)

1. What do you guys think? General thoughts?
2. Is this dinner thing a definite date? I asked kinda casually and not with any kind of "ZOMG I'M ASKING YOU OUT" tone to it, so I'm not really sure if a guy and girl that just met each other going to dinner automatically = date or anything.

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Dude. T-shirt is a no-no. You want her to see you as a cool guy away from where she knows you from, not as softball guy.

Daintily? Hopefully a joke that you had to be there for.

Yes it'll be a date. Wear some decent shoes. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]