BRAG! won a fight, banged two girls at once, with orgy pics!

[cs3]

So a few months ago a buddy of mine invited me to go on this trip with him. I normally wouldn’t be down for that kind of thing because hes not exactly as cool as I am. Now I don’t really care that hes fat because Im not one to discrimintate against people with physical disorders, but well, hes severely unskilled with the ladies. I mean he couldn’t score with a chick if a naked girl fell out the sky with her legs spread and landed [censored] first square on his shlong. Kinda sad, but hey im a good friend, not to mention a robusto ass balla, so I decide to go along.

Anyway the trip is down to mexico on this cruise ship and we left last week. We board the boat and its immediate paradise. Hot btches everywhere! within 5 minutes were drinking poolside scoping out the ladies (im scoping and my friend is passed the [censored] out already). My game must’ve been set on crucial because all of a sudden these 2 girls come swimming right up to the side of the pool where were a, jump out, and start chopping it up with me. One is smoking hot and the other is just kinda meh. My wingman is sleeping so I cant even hand her off to him (not that hed have a chance anyway) so I decide to go for both of em. Niiiiice!

After the standard initial explanation of how im really not gay (I really need to stop dressing like a [censored] and try to be less pretty) things are going just as planned. I can tell the girls want me, when out of nowhere this big tall black dude comes clambering over with a j dangling from his fingers. Now hes the lankiest, long cornrowdest, highest, wispy facial hairdest, snoop dog lookingest guy ive ever seen. And the funniest part is that dude had webbed toes. Ya WEBBED TOES like a damn amphibian! he looks pissed and spouts off about how “hey these my hizzies, go find yo own nigga”

Im like “F that, you don’t own em. They obv want me so get lost” That didn’t go over so well. Now I always assumed that everyone knew that the proper way to start a fight was for the guy to declare “fight for 10k yo!” and then start swinging AFTER I accept.

Well apparently that uneducated douche hadn’t read the rule book, cuz next thing I know im layed out by a blinsided left hook to the jaw. Kinda stung but I faked like it really messed me up. Cuz you know what? Uh oh. I think I know whats about to happen. I think hes about to get pwned! I jump up and deliver a crushing stomp to one of his spindly webbed feet and for good measure blast him over the head with an umbrella pole. Btch topples over into the pool, paddles his ass to other side, drags himself out, and HOPS his way off the deck never to be seen again.

Watching me kick the sht out of snoop frog must’ve got the girls all wet because they beg me to go back to their room. I oblige.

We get inside and the girls are instantly making out with each other . They then proceed to strip naked and start lesbianating like porn stars! Titties, tongues, and twts everywhere I was mesmerized. Luckily my little man was paying attention to the severe lack of cawk on the bed and poked up to get my attention. So I jumped in and started railing the hot one. Banged her out for a solid 3 minutes, switched to uggs for a quick sec, and for good measure jumped back onto hottie again. I was just about to bust a fat one on their faces when instead someone comes busting in the room. S H I T

“WTF are you doing! Who the [censored] do you think you are? That’s my daughter you son of a… shes only 16. Ill kiiiiiiill you!” He was big. And he had a gun.

So I thanked the btches for the good time, told em to ship it crucial, grabbed my boxers and ran the hell outta there. I ran straight off the boat, up the dock and looked around for a car. But I didnt have the keys so I had to whistle for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air

True story.

holla


Oh, and I have pics of me banging those two whores

WARNING!! V V V Not Work Safe link!


BRAG - Banged two girls at the same time
BEAT - my friend has no game
VARIANCE- lolwillsmithaments

[edfurlong]

I just skimmed it, but I'm pretty sure it was worthless. I mean, I get it and all. But it wasn't funny, at all.

[CaseS87]

tldr- stopped reading as soon as i saw it was a parody

you look a lot like will smith.

[iampaulallen]

I like boobies.....they're niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[keikiwai]

that was a lot of effort for a really crappy post

time well spent i guess

i skimmed enough to see how bad it was

[Bodhisattva]

That was like reading Sartre's Being and Nothingness

[A. Cat]

DOOM


AND IT WAS WRITTEN

[twoblacknines]

someone already did the will smith ending on a post...i can't remember which post it was though.

[CaseS87]

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someone already did the will smith ending on a post...i can't remember which post it was though.

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it was dan87's post about how he saw a murder.

[twoblacknines]

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someone already did the will smith ending on a post...i can't remember which post it was though.

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it was dan87's post about how he saw a murder.

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oh thats right..that one was funny.