Most Quotable Moive EVA!!!!!!!!

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Holy [censored], 85 [censored] replies and none of you OOTiots said Full Metal Jacket yet? The whole movie is like one quotable line after another:

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Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy [censored] walrus-looking piece of [censored]. Get the [censored] off of my obstacle. Get the [censored] down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

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God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!

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I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would [censored] a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

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[censored]. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

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And hell, barely a week goes by where I don't find a use for this:

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Holy dog [censored]. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

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More here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes