Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[KKbluff]

This thread reminds me of the time my x-girlfriend (who i had been with for about a year) and I got in a fight about how I responded to one of her text messages one night.
She texts me saying, "I love you". So, being late in the night and apparently "not thinking" I tiredly text her back "luv ya too".
Knowing that I have to work in a couple hours and that Im already going to be short on sleep as it is she calls me and then later comes over to argue with me about how "luv ya" is such a mean and rude way to reply to her and that I was really disrespecting her by replying to her that way.
Long story made short, I got about 3 hours sleep that night.
I broke up with her about a week later. ( I almost wish now that I had broke up with her via text message by saying "dont luv ya")