Beat: My good friend lives with nits

[SilverLining1]

I had a friend like this. If he has a guitar, there is some hope for spiritual enlightment. My advice to you is find a chick - any chick who is willing to hook up with this guy - and throw your roommate some pussy his way. Could change everything for him.

[Gildwulf]

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He asked them about having a shindig, they said ok



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it's pretty obvious from the roommate's response that this didn't happen, or at least wasn't made very clear

"hey can I have some friends over tomorrow"

"yea, but keep it down I have a presentation"

"ok PARTTY GUYYYYYYSS"

"wtf?"



Roommate 2 is obviously a passive-aggressive little bitch, but Roommate 1 is def. at fault here. Root beer floats always ruin concentration, he should know that.

[bulldawgblue]

Ways to make this whole experience much better in the future:

1.) Ask your roomates
2.) Get rid of root beer, cranium, guitar hero (WTF?) as they are not conducive to hot women.
3.) Add beer pong, flipcup, some card games which involves removing articles of clothing.
4.) Get roomates who aren't teh ghey.

[dedmoney]

I had a roommate like number one my first semester in college. Good I hated him, tried to be mr cool and all that. He was like the 'coolest' kind of the band dorks Ugh. What a nightmare. Picture PCU, he's david spade. We lived next door to Dave in the dorms, only his name was cliff. He was the worst. He routinely got put in a garbage can upside down and thrown in the elevator It was awesome, he'd be in there for like an hour, with everyone hitting the buttons on ever floor. It was awesome. I hated that kid. If the OP is friends with either of these goofs, that's a huge beat.

[citanul]

i sure hope he's planning on getting icecream, because rootbeer without icecream is teh sux.

[ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S]

[Chump Change]

Dave but it's a photo finish.

[dedmoney]

Seriously, dave is a douche, but probably knows it. the op's friend probably actually thinks he's cool, which is even worse.

[Knet]

I had a roomate who was both Dave AND OP's friend. The part about having a place to park made me literally LOL.

My roomate threw a big party at our house on a Thursday night when I had an exam the next morning, I just sat next to the keg studying and drinking...Dave needs to lighten up.

Or maybe I need to care about school more?

[keikiwai]

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I have a feeling I'd be a nit too if I had that kind of pressure the day before thanksgiving. I think the real issue here is why your friend isn't helping his room mate delay that god awful presentation.

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huh? but the nit got asked if a party was ok beforehand... did the nit think it'd be a tea party that's over by 2 in the afternoon?

anyway, it sounds like communication issues between these two guys that goes back a ways, so everything's out of context

also, best part:

just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down comforter