Beat: My good friend lives with nits

[-beavs-]

hahaha, it also reminded me of this:

Rainier Wolfcastle: My teenage son returns from a fancy East Coast college, and I'm horrified to discover he's a nerd.
Kent Brockman: I'm laughing already.
Rainier Wolfcastle: It's not a comedy.

[Chump Change]

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I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one
because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything,
it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you.

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If, upon reading this part, your friend didn't get up and walk into the next room and punch dood in the skull, i'd say some very key mistakes were made.

[edfurlong]

[ QUOTE ]
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I'm not cleaning up any of the mess people make, and I don't expect to find one
because you're going to clean it up. I swear, if I have to pick up anything,
it'll end up in a very inconvinient place for you.

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If, upon reading this part, your friend didn't get up and walk into the next room and punch dood in the skull, i'd say some very key mistakes were made.

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If he owns a VW its a wash.

[nation]

i dont think your friend sounds like a dbag at all. i think dave however deserves an assbeating for being such a killjoy.

[euphuistical]

Pick me up some root beer man, yeah!

[Autocratic]

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i dont think your friend sounds like a dbag at all. i think dave however deserves an assbeating for being such a killjoy.

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Dave is definitely a douche. However, I think the fact that the friend is planning a party and did not consult roommates (whose [censored] is being used for the party) is pretty obnoxious as well.

[Georgia Avenue]

This party sounds fun can I come? I'll bring So Sue Me and a bottle of Tab!

[Big Limpin]

your firend sounds liek he's trying too hard to not try hard enough to sound cool.
== hes a douche

[Gildwulf]

put me down for root beer +1

[AbreuTime]

A lot of good lines here:

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we could do bored games like cranium or whatever if yall digit.

If you like root beer maybe i'll pick some of that up,

i like to skip school from time to time

parties are about people and i expect you to come after shift.

i like people,

just don't bring people who would put cheetos on someones white down comforter.

i just suck at the internet and email and facebook and myspace and aim and social interaction and all that [censored].


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PS. You should forward Dave's email to the party list, and let the hilarity begin.