Do it for the Gimmicks

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I'd like to have any of you BBV ballers join my friendly little game.

Me, you, ZeeJustin---3 way $10k freezeout yo?

[ShipItHollaBalla]

A Trip Report Submitted For Raptor Christ's Approval:

Everybudy noes that the Ship It Holla Ballas Ball weigh more then the even the next sickast Ballas. That's why I droped out of collage.

When Apathy told me he was going to take a trip to San Francesco, I new that I had to join him. Even better, he books teh sickest sweet in the hotel, and it only has one bed... SHIP IT!

I arive in San Francesco at 9:00 p.m, the perfact time to start ballaing. We head to the corner store and pickup the ballest alchol avalable... Olde English I think it was called, the clerk said it was very popular with english royalty. Best of all, I flashed my smile, so they gave me a discount and only chargeded me $4.99 per 40, I guess now we're San Francesco Royalty.... SHIP IT!

When we all started to get our buzz on, Apathy suggested we hit up a bar to find some ladiez. We took a short walk from our sick sweet at the hottel, and stumbled upon a club called "The Stud Bar." Now let me tell you, I've bin with sum fine ladiez, but nothing compared to the wimmen at this place. Beutiful girls everywhere, and all of them were like 6' tall. Ship IT!

As the nite progressed, I ended up getting pretty hammered, and kept trying to buy a pretty lady a drink. She told me she only drank Champaign that tasted like Cherry Cola??? Whatever, I worked my game and we ended up back at our place, but I don't really remember what happened. All's good though the next morning when I wake up to Apathy's beutiful face. He looks so peaceful when he's sleping.

Part 2 coming sune

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I'd like to have any of you BBV ballers join my friendly little game.

Me, you, ZeeJustin---9 way $10k freezeout yo?

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It's too bad Raptor Christ wasn't my copilot.

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wow

[RolandOfGilead]

Say thankee-sai.

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I had a couple that I thought I was managing nicely, but [censored] temp banned them on gimmick account day. I think it was entrapment, but whatever.

[loloWILLSMITHEDu]

Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[Wools]

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It's too bad Raptor Christ wasn't my copilot.

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wow

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Honestly, I thought the same thing.

But then I laughed my ass off.