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#52
11-15-2006, 08:07 AM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
I once had a fight with my girlfriend when we were driving in Ireland. She asked me what the red lights on the back of the car in front were. I said they were brake lights, which went on when the car in front was slowing down. For some reason, she refused to believe this and thought I was taking the piss out of her. She kept asking, and I kept telling her the same thing, but she wouldn't believe it and got really angry.
Yes, she is a blonde, and, more worryingly, she can drive... 
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#53
11-15-2006, 10:30 AM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
Farfenugen,
although that girl's line is pretty funny, what you did is pretty retarded. "So we go out to the bars, and some f'ing how, unbeknowst to me, even though she is not 21, she ends up getting drunk. I guess nobody carded her at the bar. So it becomes time to go home and my buddies and I say our goodbyes and part ways. I hand my girlfriend the keys and give her the directions..."
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#57
11-15-2006, 11:06 AM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
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you just gotta decide if the psycho girls are worth "it". had one girl refuse to let me go to work because she was pissed and wanted to argue, she physically blocked the door to my room, so after 15 minutes i finally faked her out somehow and darted out my room, she comes charging after me and as im opening the front door she lowers her shoulder to stop me from slipping out and i just hold it and she flung her body into it and bounced off, so i walk out then she starts threatening that she has a bruise and was gonna call the cops and tell them i hit her......last time i messed with a psycho girl. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap. Good job getting rid of that one with all your limbs intact.
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#58
11-15-2006, 11:16 AM
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Her response, which is a classic line between me and my buds now that I have broken up with her: "Why do you have to be so logical all the time?" [/ QUOTE ] I've gotten this line before, and it gave me a ton of insight on why men and women have such a hard time communiciating. -McGee
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#59
11-15-2006, 11:17 AM
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Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
Aside from you totally ignoring your girl that night (not knowing how she got in. Not keeping a tally of her drink total), this story is really funny.
I don't know how you didn't keep track of her through the night, but dude, you have to. In her eyes, she's already "compromising" by coming along when she doesn't want to, so you gotta at least throw her some extra BS attention so she feels like more than your D.D. But still, awesome stuff. Driving through wheat, yelling this is your fault. I love that!
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#60
11-15-2006, 11:22 AM
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[ QUOTE ] Her response, which is a classic line between me and my buds now that I have broken up with her: "Why do you have to be so logical all the time?" [/ QUOTE ] I've gotten this line before, and it gave me a ton of insight on why men and women have such a hard time communiciating. -McGee [/ QUOTE ] My gf has made comments to me on several occassions that (at least in regards to people and their agendas), I've always been right. That's awesome, right? So of course, whenever we argue now about something stupid, and I know for a fact I'm right, I will actually try this line on her: "You know how you say I always end up being right? Well this is no exception. Trust me." Her: barking incessantly and not listening. I'm trying to put out the fires before they get bad but she won't have it. I guess that just makes too much sense to her. She sees a useless argument as a great way to ruin a weekend. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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