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Old 10-08-2006, 01:33 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

def fake.
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Old 10-08-2006, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Is it actually fake or are we just making assumptions? I haven't been following this

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Yeah, peruse the thing, you'll find a part where somebody posts about him asking hypothetically what would happen in this exact instance about a week prior to this 'champ' post, if my memory serves me correctly.
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Old 11-07-2006, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB. </font>

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

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Nice hand convertor.
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Old 11-07-2006, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

Why are you 3betting the river with four to straight flush out there?
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Old 10-21-2007, 07:51 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

bump
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Old 10-21-2007, 09:54 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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Old 10-21-2007, 10:11 AM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

that's sick send it to party tell them what happened
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:03 PM
lewdjunglist lewdjunglist is offline
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this thread

it makes my beats insignificant...like it should!

i think i'm depressed after reading this though.
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:09 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

lol this is sick

i thought first: huh where is the problem?

this will obv happen one time in life
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Old 10-21-2007, 11:35 PM
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Default Re: \"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that.\"

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There is pretty much no more point to BBV after this thread.

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