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Old 11-03-2006, 05:52 PM
Syphilis Syphilis is offline
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gild, are you allowed to delete posts? because the one above needs deleting. badly.

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it was almost so bad it was funny

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You guys suck. I think that was one of the best ones. Awesome.
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:57 PM
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RIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRTIMSTARR
Tryin to suck out and praying for a joker
built his bank roll being a pole smoker
Super Ass clown from the Hood Of BBV
Soon will be broke, back to suckin pee pee
Spare me your bad beats for just a fkkin day
Maybe realize you lose because the way that you play
Keep rockin that heads up and spewing that cash
Hand Readin, Chips Bleedin, like his mamas gash
Dont come on here and cry and [censored] pout
cuz like your chips will be, Im out
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:02 PM
Evenkeal Evenkeal is offline
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btw all these 6 line rhymes.. you know if you record 6 lines, it comes out to like 10 seconds?
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:13 PM
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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
I'm from Dikshiut City yo
but I ain't ever touch a ho
All the girls are so hot but
but I'm so ugly they cant even be bought
I like to play poker
but i'll my friends say I'm a joker
pushin allin wit dat AQ preflop
just so I can drizzop 10k yo
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
JJ is the nutzzz
I will kick you in the buttz
with my JJ yo
If you wanna make some money
sit at my table and
and you will be able
EM2 HOW YOU CALL WIT THAT???
I only got 4 high
I just got pwned
man I need to go get stoned
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
I am so busto because of my play
And I wish I wasnt so damn gay
Now I'm so damn broke
And my life is a joke
I need to suckout some more
Or i will be out the door
Doing tricks on the corner
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR



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Old 11-03-2006, 06:39 PM
Number27 Number27 is offline
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GRIMMSTAR ROCKS THE GRIMMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS THE GRIMMSTAR

Welcome to the world of tha BBV
where 5k flips don't come for free
ya put it all in with [censored] ace-queen
then jerk it to pictures of charlie sheen

GRIMMSTAR ROCKS THE GRIMMSTAR
GRIMMSTAR ROCKS THE GRIMMSTAR

you cry on the net because of your beats
then you get your nuts stomped on by hallingol's cleats
people make fun because you got no chick
but the joke's on them because you really like d**k.

F*** your flips
f*** your pussy grip,
F*** your whines
f*** your pouts,

F*** you.
I'm out.
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:46 PM
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F*** a beat, i go acapella,
f*** a papa doc,
F*** a clock,
f*** a trailer [censored] everybody, f*** yall if you doubt me, i'm a piece of f***ing white trash i say it proudly,


and F*** this battle, i don't wanna win
I'm out[b]tie. here tell these people something they don't know about me.

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Old 11-03-2006, 06:54 PM
ICallHimGamblor ICallHimGamblor is offline
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I freestyle, but in haiku:

His name is grimstarr
He thinks he is worth some rhymes
Good lord, what a dork
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:55 PM
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

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F*** a beat, i go acapella,
f*** a papa doc,
F*** a clock,
f*** a trailer [censored] everybody, f*** yall if you doubt me, i'm a piece of f***ing white trash i say it proudly,


and F*** this battle, i don't wanna win
I'm outtie. here tell these people something they don't know about me.

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The funny thing is he cut out all the good parts
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Old 11-03-2006, 06:57 PM
Number27 Number27 is offline
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I was just trying to rag on grim. Didn't realize I was being reviewed by the editors from Vibe.
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Old 11-03-2006, 07:08 PM
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I was just trying to rag on grim. Didn't realize I was being reviewed by the editors from Vibe.

[/ QUOTE ] i don't know who you or evenkeal are referring to, but your last part just heavily reminded me of 8 mile and my post was only my way of pointing that out.
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