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Old 11-03-2006, 04:26 PM
Evenkeal Evenkeal is offline
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GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

grimstarr, you might be a little bit bothered
when you find out, im really your father
hey look i met your mom about ten years back
fu<font color="black">c</font>k that, she said she love this here rap
and then she fu<font color="black">c</font>ken grabbed her palm on this here sack
the rest was history, but really your no son of mine
backing away from flipaments time after time
kid says he's from diksh<font color="black">i</font>t city and he's not ashamed of that
you know inside the white chalk outline is where he should be at
hey look, these fu<font color="black">c</font>ken rhymes are off of the chain
this sh</font>i</font>t will take a skull piece straight off of your brain
im more sick than your mom fu<font color="black">c</font>kin you ma'an
dont set me off in rap you dont want to spark the heater
grim, i'd get your girl to suck the quarters out of a parking meter
oh wait, you dont have a girl you sorry ass bitch
why dont you get it over: fu<font color="black">c</font>k EM2 and then try to marry rich?
maybe you'd have to settle for HIV both on your dick, if you understand the don juan
when will you learn that ace queen is just ace high you fu<font color="black">c</font>king moron?
so take my advice and find a made hand to go on
and stop whining in BBV that you are always mega broke
maybe the hoes in the classifieds will suck your fu<font color="black">c</font>king joke
lol grimstarraments, the only thing he rocks is himself
yeah he comes on himself too and cries to himself
because if you front me you get your face smacked
so just take that, and don’t ya ever turn your face back
or try to grimstarr flipament me for a ten K fight yo
yeah, so holla at your boy keal spittin more than it was asked fo
yeah im better than you grim, cuz for real i dont bluff often, i dont ever stuff often
mother fu<font color="black">c</font>kers up unless they deserve it
damn for real i am fu<font color="black">c</font>ken perverted
when it comes to this mic sh</font>i</font>t on two plus two with my pen
fu<font color="black">c</font>k you up and you liking it when
you bluff call with ace high and go busto
because maybe then brags, beats, and variance, will holla you a supbro

what it do BBV?
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Old 11-03-2006, 04:44 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

some of these are pretty funny
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:19 PM
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gild should pick the top 4 or whatever and have elimination freestyles with the championship freestyle being about HIV naturally. oh man HIV would be even more fun than grim.
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:24 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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HIV Freestyle FTW
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

THERES JUST SO MUCH MATERIAL TO WORK WITH
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:32 PM
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THERES JUST SO MUCH MATERIAL TO WORK WITH

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yea i know i wanted to say so much more but i cut it short
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:32 PM
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gild should pick the top 4 or whatever and have elimination freestyles with the championship freestyle being about HIV naturally. oh man HIV would be even more fun than grim.

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SHHHH
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:33 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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OK THERE will be voting maybe in a few hours in a new thread, i'll pick what I consider the top 6 and you guys can vote on which one's the best (I'll quote them all in a row)

TOP TWO WILL HAVE A 10K hiv RAPOFF FREEZEOUTTTTTT
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:45 PM
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lol i knew it. i was wondering why this wasn't about HIV in the first place. of course gild had it up his sleeve!
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Old 11-03-2006, 05:48 PM
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this is awful, but wtf.





GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

it's a standard preflop resteal
i'm pushing this shtt f'real
it doesn't matter what i hold
cuz weak tight nit's gonna fold
he thinks i can't ball with his game
but his is the game that's so lame
i'll just sit here countin his moneys
moneys i could use to buy me honeys
honeys be all over grim the man
tryin to get all that they can
but grim holds out, grim says no way
i'm gonna hold out for that day
when i will get my lovely dream girl
she's such a sweet pearl
i wanna hit it so bad that i hurt
gonna give a six roper to kathy liebert.
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