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#141
10-21-2006, 02:29 PM
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Re: Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprisin
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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand a simple thread topic and the retarts who don't. [/ QUOTE ]  Courtesy of toothpaste for dinner 
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#142
10-21-2006, 03:06 PM
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- People who think they are really smart when they spread false information that everyone thinks is correct about celebrities. I got into a fist fight after the 50th time I was told that the dude from Mr. Belvedere was Marilyn Manson. [/ QUOTE ] Nah, everyone knows Marilyn Manson is Mikey from the Life cereal commercials.
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#143
10-21-2006, 03:24 PM
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Also, I'm a really short guy, and whenever I have a coffee in my hands..."you know caffeine stunts your growth" ugh. [/ QUOTE ] I LOL'd
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#144
10-21-2006, 03:26 PM
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What I have grown to hate: Phase 1: XYZ Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit Oh wow, that was so clever. No one has ever done that joke before. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I have seen this twice. Once on TV and once by gildwulf in OOT. Both were awesome.
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#145
10-21-2006, 03:34 PM
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Also, I'm a really short guy, and whenever I have a coffee in my hands..."you know caffeine stunts your growth" ugh. [/ QUOTE ] I guess it didn't work on me. I don't think anyone's ever thought of me as "short."
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#146
10-21-2006, 03:38 PM
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Re: Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprisin
Telemarketer calls, I asked him for his home # to call him back later... LOL [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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#147
10-21-2006, 03:45 PM
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Re: Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprisin
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[ QUOTE ] What I have grown to hate: Phase 1: XYZ Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit Oh wow, that was so clever. No one has ever done that joke before. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I have seen this twice. Once on TV and once by gildwulf in OOT. Both were awesome. [/ QUOTE ] Are you serious? I have seen this at least a dozen times just on 2p2 and I'm a noob.
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#148
10-21-2006, 03:46 PM
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"Did you know that Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team?" [/ QUOTE ] More detail. Yeah, everyone knows it, but it's neat to see the perspective he had on it.
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#149
10-21-2006, 03:48 PM
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"tl;dr"
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#150
10-21-2006, 05:32 PM
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Re: Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprisin
I thought of two golf-related ones.
A guy's ball falls off the tee. Mental giant never fails to say "one." HAW HAW HAW Also the imbeciles driving down the road next to the course who yell "FORE!" WOW FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT. OH WAIT NO.
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