Best Quick Joke you know

[Foucault]

An ambphibian walks up to a bank teller and says, "Ms. Black, I need to borrow some money, but all I have as collateral is this trophy I won in a high jump competition."

"Please, call me Patti, but I'll have to check with my manager," she tells him and walks into the backroom to explain the situation.

The manager says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Black, give the frog a loan."

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as a conossieur of obscene and offensive humor i feel obligated to tell you that none of the racist jokes you have posted are funny, they're just crude and would be mean-spirited if you struck me as a mean-spirited person

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[Duke]

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as a conossieur of obscene and offensive humor i feel obligated to tell you that none of the racist jokes you have posted are funny, they're just crude and would be mean-spirited if you struck me as a mean-spirited person

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What's the difference between his jokes and a joke with the punchline: "because they're dirty rag heads?"

It's conceivable that the latter could be made part of a funny joke.

[Duke]

On racist/sexist/whatever humor:

It's typically only funny when it's without malice and plays on a stereotype that people can laugh about as being ignorant. The 'jokes' that rely on you thinking that all members of a specific group are either dirty, criminal, or connoisseurs of fried chicken to even laugh at them, well, those are just stupid. They need to rely on you knowing of a stereotype. It's not a commonly held stereotype that arabic women are dirty, so the dirty snatch jokes can't be anything but malicious.

A joke about a watermelon shortage being attributed to a large black population could be funny because everyone loves watermelon anyhow, and nobody whose opinion matters really thinks that every black guy is a thief.

[Foghatlive]

Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: That's not funny!!!

[Five-Star]

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<font color="black"> What's the difference between a Lexus and a pile of dead babies? </font>

<font color="white"> I don't have a Lexus in my garage </font>

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there we go

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fine fine,

what do you call a black pilot?

<font color="white"> A pilot you racist bastard </font>

[WackityWhiz]

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How do you keep a moron in suspense?

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I'm sick of refreshing the page, it's been over 3 hours... what is the answer?!?!

[PocketJokers72]

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