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#211
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Sanch-
OMFG!!!!!!!!!! That is all! |
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#212
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A couple hands later: Paradise Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 caps</font>, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Hero calls, Button calls, UTG+1 calls. Flop: (22.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+2 caps</font>, Hero calls, Button calls, UTG+1 calls. Turn: (19.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, Button calls, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 calls. River: (35.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, UTG+2 calls, Hero calls. Final Pot: 47.25 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> UTG+2 has 2c 9c (flush, ace high). Hero has Ah Qh (four of a kind, aces). Button has 8s Js (three of a kind, aces). Outcome: Hero wins 47.25 BB. </font> [/ QUOTE ] lol at the Button on tilt. |
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My daughter was just coloring, and literally found this like 4 minutes ago, and so phonecammed it.
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#214
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...definitive proof of the existence of pattern mappers:
PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Preflop: Hero is UTG with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, BB calls, Hero calls. Flop: (12 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, SB calls. Turn: (8 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero folds, MP calls, SB calls. River: (11 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, SB folds, BB calls. Final Pot: 15 BB Results: BB has Js 3s (one pair, jacks). MP has 6s 4c (straight, eight high). Outcome: MP wins 15 BB. Also, FWIW, I got quads twice in this session (<100 hands). I don't think I got the maximum out of them though -- clearly a leak when it's happening this often. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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[content] Why did you call the flop with the PF 3-bettor still yet to act? [/content]
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[content] Why did you call the flop with the PF 3-bettor still yet to act? [/content] [/ QUOTE ] [content]You know, right after I posted it, I thought this might be kind of an interesting hand. My thought (right or wrong) was to wait until the turn to raise out the pf 3-bettor who (hopefully) had unimproved overcards. When the A came on the turn, I decided I had to be behind to someone's overpair and didn't have odds to draw, so I ditched it. As for reads, I knew the SB/BB were both loose, but the MP had been quiet up to this point -- and a bit on the loose side. Given those reads, I probably should've capped preflop. I think MP's preflop 3-bet was most-likely a mis-click, given the rest of his play,[/content] or he really does have a pattern mapper. |
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#217
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Just won my biggest pot ever. What a bunch of idiots!
Paradise Poker 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, ($0.50)MP2 calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls. Flop: (18.40 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP1 folds, CO calls. Turn: (13.20 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls. River: (29.20 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls. Final Pot: 45.20 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB has 8c 4c (flush, king high). UTG has 2c 3c (flush, king high). UTG+1 has 5d Kh (two pair, kings and nines). CO has 9h Jd (three of a kind, nines). Hero has Kd Ks (full house, kings full of nines). Outcome: Hero wins 45.20 BB. </font> I wasn't to sad too see that turn card either... |
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#218
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quite possibly one of the greatest pictures ever to appear in a newspaper:
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quite possibly one of the greatest pictures ever to appear in a newspaper: [/ QUOTE ] O RLY? |
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#220
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Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx
Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, BB calls, UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls. Flop: (17 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, CO calls, SB calls, BB calls. Turn: (16.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls, SB calls, BB calls. River: (24.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, MP calls, CO calls, SB calls. Final Pot: 32.50 BB Results: SB has Kd Kc (two pair, kings and twos). BB has As 7s (flush, ace high). MP has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and twos). CO has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and twos). Outcome: BB wins 32.50 BB. |
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