which animal would win?

[poker1O1]

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People saying 51-200 for the 5 year old question are crazy.

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lmao, after coming back and reading the responses, it's funny to hear any amount of logic or reasoning to this.

[BiPolar_Nut]

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People saying anything over 1-10 for the 5 year old question are crazy.

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The poll didn't ask how many to WIN, just how many to take on.

How much better a chance would an armored gorilla have? (w/ and w/o sword)

[Blarg]

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By the way!

I was watching Animal Planet today and there was this show about elephants rampantly killing rhinocerouses in an African wildlife preserve. Apparently when bull elephants are in "must" they will get aggressive and just gore rhinos to death and the poor rhinos don't stand a chance. So that answers that question from the OOT animal survivor.

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Musk

[bottomset]

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I saw bears and gorillas today as per my mother thread.

There is no way the gorilla has a chance, sword or not.

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I'm not sure the OP fully appreciates just how big a grizzly bear is.

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Or how small the avg gorilla is.

Griz is likely 3x larger.

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male gorillas 3-400 pounds
griz 400-1500

so the small female grizzlies are the same size as the big gorillas

[KUJustin]

Checkmate?

I've seen this question posed before and I think this is by far the best answer we're going to find.

Cliff's notes: Bear anywhere except in the jungle. Then it could get interesting.

[KUJustin]

Also, this is an interesting addendum.

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The Californians of the late 19th century staged well-documented pit fights with grizzlies and spanish bulls. The grizzlies, using their paw as a club, shattered the unfortunate bull’s skull or shoulder bones so easily that the betting became poor.

Eventually, and at considerable cost, African lions were brought in to raise the stakes. The most fierce of the adult males was sent in whilst the grizzly was already waiting in the pits. The lion was known for bravely charging straight in and looked good for the money, but the grizzly killed a male lion almost as easily as he’d killed the bull.

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[Reef]

1st question has been answered by experts a long while ago. Bear by far.

the 2nd question redeemed your 1st (retarded) question

[Thundercat32]

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so my roommates and I had way too serious of a debate about this. Imagine a grizzly bear and a gorilla fighting to the death in an open field, which would win? Now, imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand, now which would win?

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Okay, I was expecting this thread to be superlame, but the ninja sword part had me busting up. Not because that would even the odds or whatever, but because I think it would [censored] with the gorilla's head so much that he'd have no idea what to do with a bear attacking and some mysterious object stuck to his hand. I think he's much worse off with the sword.

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hahaha, yup I think the same. I think the gorilla would put his eye out with sword, give me the bear in a narrow win over the gorilla and give me the bear to demolish the gorilla with the sword ducktaped to his hand

[diebitter]

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Now, imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand, now which would win?

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WTF is up with you people. Letting gorillas get a feel for swordplay? It's like Conquest of the Planet of the Apes never happened.

[diebitter]

I say give Troy Hurtubise a sword...





link for those who don't know WTF I'm talking about - supposedly Tarantino's Favourite documentary.