which animal would win?

[poker1O1]

so my roommates and I had way too serious of a debate about this. Imagine a grizzly bear and a gorilla fighting to the death in an open field, which would win? Now, imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand, now which would win?

[Iconoclastic]

You need more specifics, like which species of gorilla and male/female, etc

But I voted grizzly since it's much bigger than any gorilla, and it's carnivorous.

[Oatdyke McFluff]

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imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand,

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lmao

[kurtisj]

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You need more specifics, like which species of gorilla and male/female, etc

But I voted grizzly since it's much bigger than any gorilla, and it's carnivorous.

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carnivore eh?

[steve_blaze]

I guess gorilla without a sword is the wrong answer? I like gorilla either way. Hilarious poll by the way.

[Turkish Mickey]

[DonkeyKongSr]

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so my roommates and I had way too serious of a debate about this. Imagine a grizzly bear and a gorilla fighting to the death in an open field, which would win? Now, imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand, now which would win?

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Okay, I was expecting this thread to be superlame, but the ninja sword part had me busting up. Not because that would even the odds or whatever, but because I think it would [censored] with the gorilla's head so much that he'd have no idea what to do with a bear attacking and some mysterious object stuck to his hand. I think he's much worse off with the sword.

[Blarg]

heh

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[Colonel Kataffy]

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imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand,

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lmao

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if only gorilla's had thumbs, you wouldn't need duck tape. Oh, wait...