When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)

[MrWookie]

Whine whine whine

[Absolution]

Limit hold'em is a silly game where, even if you're really good, you have a tiny edge over complete idiots and you eek out 2BB/100 over 100K hands if you're lucky.

That is all.

[Scary_Tiger]

Thank you whoever is the god responsible for Villain not having a straight flush. Villain is typical quality TAG 29/22/2.4.

PokerStars 100/200 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (3.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (9.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 15.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4h Ah (flush, ace high).
UTG has Kh Ks (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.25 BB. </font>

[Xhad]

Dear TT and JJ,

Stop flopping 2 overcards every time I raise with you. It's not funny after the seventh or 8th time in 300 hands. Thanks.

[milesdyson]

stfu about preflop, 44 looks really good after some
drinks
Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) dys is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
dys calls, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, 2 folds, dys calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (10.4SB, 3 players)
dys checks, UTG+1 checks, Button checks.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5.2BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">dys bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">dys 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (11.2BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">dys bets</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 13.2BB
<font color="#ffffff">dys showed 4s 4c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button mucks Ah 2d</font>

[Scary_Tiger]

lol @ 44 limp

btw, NEWHIZZLOWND (BB is newhizzle)

PokerStars 100/200 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, Button folds.

Turn: (7 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. Hero wins 8 BB. </font>

[MrWookie]

Well, that $1200 dive straight down when I took another shot at another good looking 30/60 game sure didn't feel so good. This whole shot taking thing doesn't work nearly as good for me as it does for Scary_Tiger.

[VickreyAuction]

Party : Doomswitch :: Stars : Boomswitch?



Expected # of AA in 2535 hands is 11.4.

[Scary_Tiger]

Still winning in the BB for October!

[Buzz-cp]

wtf man. that is so [censored] sick.