Best Quick Joke you know - Page 27

JaredL · #**261** 10-11-2006, 08:34 PM

agreed.

Also,

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What do jews put in the collection plate instead of cash?

coupons

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Do Jews even have a collection plate? I thought that was a church thing?

SamIAm · #**262** 10-11-2006, 09:38 PM

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agreed.

Also,

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What do jews put in the collection plate instead of cash?

coupons

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Do Jews even have a collection plate? I thought that was a church thing?

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It is. Also, with that joke with the cup-cakes in the oven: Cupcakes can't talk!
-Sam

ChipStorm · #**263** 10-11-2006, 09:39 PM

Know what the difference is between a ham sandwich and a bj? No? Want to have lunch?

ChipStorm · #**264** 10-11-2006, 09:46 PM

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Where does the general put his armies?

<font color="white">In his sleevies. </font>

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My 5-year-old daughter thinks this is the apex of all humor in the universe.

morgan180 · #**265** 10-11-2006, 09:59 PM

so this dyslexic walks in to a bra

ChipStorm · #**266** 10-11-2006, 10:05 PM

How long does it take for a woman to reach orgasm?

<font color="white">Who cares?</font>

two0crew · #**267** 10-11-2006, 10:17 PM

How are Michael Jackson and Burger King similar?

They both wrap their meat in 12 year old buns.

Big_Jim · #**268** 10-11-2006, 10:58 PM

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Dominic · #**269** 10-11-2006, 11:31 PM

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Why does a woman wear white on her wedding?

The dress matches the stove and refrigerator.

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wow did you get this one wrong. the answer is: So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.

Dominic · #**270** 10-11-2006, 11:32 PM

what do you call that useless bit of flesh around a vagina?

A woman.