How Do You Know Whether You're Too Drunk To Drive?

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Just goes to show, drinking and driving isn't that bad, as long as you're careful.

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Yes, but doing 110 mph is NOT being careful! Holy smokes.

If you can drive home without violating a single traffic law, you are probably ok to drive.

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As long as nothing unexpected happens, like a car full of kids stalled in a lane.