Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > 2+2 Communities > Other Other Topics
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 10-09-2006, 01:41 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bumble[censored] Iowa
Posts: 6,236
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you need a hand to cover one eye to see properly, use your left hand to cover whichever eye corrects the problem, and your right hand at twelve. Vice versa if you're left-handed.



[/ QUOTE ]

I want my dominant hand on the wheel.

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess I'm just used to driving with my left hand from driving manuals for part of my life.
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 10-09-2006, 01:48 AM
The Stranger The Stranger is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: city of angels
Posts: 1,975
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If you need a hand to cover one eye to see properly, use your left hand to cover whichever eye corrects the problem, and your right hand at twelve. Vice versa if you're left-handed.



[/ QUOTE ]

I want my dominant hand on the wheel.

[/ QUOTE ]

I guess I'm just used to driving with my left hand from driving manuals for part of my life.

[/ QUOTE ]

Driving a stick with a .32BAC, covering one eye...

Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 10-09-2006, 01:51 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Bumble[censored] Iowa
Posts: 6,236
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

Stranger,

I wasn't argueing it to be a good idea, only that if I had to drive covering one eye I would be using my left arm as my driving arm.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 10-09-2006, 01:54 AM
The Stranger The Stranger is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: city of angels
Posts: 1,975
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

[ QUOTE ]
Stranger,

I wasn't argueing it to be a good idea, only that if I had to drive covering one eye I would be using my left arm as my driving arm.

[/ QUOTE ]

I wasn't arguing it would be a bad idea. My head just exploded trying to figure out how it would be done. Knee-steering after a night of power-drinking must surely be -EV.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:10 AM
Guyon Guyon is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Literacola
Posts: 777
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

[ QUOTE ]
Whenever you are worried about seeing a cop on the way home.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeesh, usually it works in the opposite way.
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:14 AM
guids guids is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 12,908
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

When I know the only chick I am going to able to slur enough words at to get her to go home with me is going to be fat.
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:16 AM
funkymunky funkymunky is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: I\'m the juggernaut, bitch!
Posts: 1,800
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

I spose if you blow over the limit.

For me, there was one night where I woke up home, and to this day I have no idea how I got there. My buddy made it home, too. Neither of us should have been anywhere NEAR a car, or any other type of machine.
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:24 AM
TheNoodleMan TheNoodleMan is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not using the back button
Posts: 6,873
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
man people on these forums absolutely freak out at the first mention of driving after drinking.

[/ QUOTE ]

driving when actually drunk is pretty much just reckless disregard for human life. shockingly enough, it pisses people off.

[/ QUOTE ]

Please. Let's not overexaggerate things here. .08 is like 3 beers in an hour and that's "actually drunk" (at least in Maryland). I'm sure you NEVER do that,eh Xorbie?

[/ QUOTE ]

He said actually drunk, somehow you changed the meaning to legally drunk. In many people there is a significant gap between the 2.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:25 AM
nath nath is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Tone
Posts: 22,162
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

without reading responses:
If you have to ask...
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 10-09-2006, 03:30 AM
john voight john voight is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: SALAZARRRRRRRR
Posts: 2,653
Default Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?

its 4am
I untwist the gasscap and take a piss into the tank
Do not bother to zip-up/button my pants
climb into car
begin honking to alert my friend
after 40-90 seconds the keys are in the ignition
say to friend: "you ready to do this?"

thats when I know i am too drunk to drive
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:49 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, vBulletin Solutions Inc.