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Old 11-04-2005, 10:56 PM
train. train. is offline
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Default my best witticism of the night

I thought it was pretty damn funny. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

MP2 (t3090)
MP3 (t3200)
Hero (t6415)
Button (t1425)
SB (t2465)
BB (t9135)
UTG (t1165)
UTG+1 =#A500AF(winnar)/ (t2995)
MP1 =#A500AF(alienxxx)/ (t4730)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="black"> 1 fold</font>, UTG+1 =#A500AF(winnar)/ calls t100, <font color="red"> MP1 =#A500AF(alienxxx)/ raises to t500</font>, <font color="black">6 folds</font>, <font color="red">winnar / raises to t900</font>, MP1 alienxxx / calls t400.

Flop: (t1950) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="black">(2 players)</font>
<font color="red"> winnar bets t800</font>, <font color="red"> alienxxx raises to t2100</font>, winnar calls t1295 (All-In).

Turn: (t6145) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t6145) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [color=#0000FF](2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t6145

Dealer: winnar has a pair of Aces
Dealer: alienxxxx has a pair of Tens
Dealer: Game ###########: winnar wins pot (6140) with a pair of Aces
geauxcat: <font color="red"> maybe there's not intelligent life on other planets [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]</font>
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:02 PM
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Default Re: my best witticism of the night

Glass tappage dude.
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Old 11-04-2005, 11:26 PM
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Default Re: my best witticism of the night

yeah, your right. but it was a pretty donktacular table in a $5 mtt. and i did poke fun at myself also. but, point taken.
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:14 AM
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Default Why it\'s important to reraise with good hands

Absolute, 6 max:

Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG raises, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, hero calls getting 7.5/1.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] j[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero checks, UTG bets, MP calls, CO folds, hero calls getting 12:1 with bottom pair and bdfd.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Hero checks, UTG bets, MP calls, hero raises, UTG calls, MP calls.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero bets, UTG calls, MP calls.

Hero has full house; UTG has unimproved AKo, MP has QQ.
Hero wins 14BB pot.

MP could have knocked me out preflop or on flop with a raise. Thanks for being the ultimate calling station buddy!

Oh, speaking of calling stations, did I ever mention how much I love them:

Absolute 6 max:

Hero is MP with AA.

UTG bets, hero raises, CO folds, Button reraises, SB calls (all in), BB folds, UTG caps, hero calls, button calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

UTG checks, hero bets, button calls, UTG calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

UTG checks, hero bets, button calls, UTG calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

UTG checks, hero bets, button calls, UTG calls.

Result: hero wins 15.5BB pot with AA. Button mucks JJ; SB mucks AK; UTG mucks Q2 (wtf?).
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:07 PM
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Default Boy do I looooooove poker. (SW)

This is definitely a "WAAAAH" post, but this is the appropriate thread for it!


Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB :#A500AF(superdonk)/ 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, MP2 folds, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, SB :#A500AF(superdonk)/ calls.

Flop: (12 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">superdonk bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">superdonk 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, superdonk calls.

Turn: (10 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
superdonk checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, superdonk calls.

River: (12 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
superdonk checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, superdonk calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 14 BB, between Hero and superdonk.</font>

What really blows is I knew he flopped a set of Kings and would pay me off dearly. I'm not worried about him having either a Q or J in his hand. Especially not QJ. This a**hole had the nerve to say later at the same table that "PP always kills him on the river".

I had to remind him that PP saved him a lot of bets on this hand. He still didnt get it. Someone else at the table said "Fair that neither of you lost that hand" "F*** you buddy!" lol.

EDIT: I don't know why it disguised his hand but he indeed had KK.
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:45 PM
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Default wee poker is fun

Just wanted tell you all that poker is definately beatable. I discovered this today. There are so many people playing with the "any hand can win" mentality. I lost 60BB in 200 hands but boy what a rush.
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:49 PM
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Default Re: Why it\'s important to reraise with good hands

Sorry, man, but I don't like that pre-flop call.
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Old 11-05-2005, 05:55 PM
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Default Re: Why it\'s important to reraise with good hands

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. MP1 posts a blind of $5.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (5.40 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (5.70 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.70 BB

Villain has ace-rag, no diamond.
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Old 11-05-2005, 09:51 PM
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Default Re: 11 BB Downswing? Post it in here! (Designated No Content Thread)

Just played a few hundred 6 MAX $1 $2 hands on Party, and boy were the tables tight. Never seen anything like it. When I checked the lobby for highest pots there was one 6 max game in the top ten the rest were all full ring! When was the last time you saw that?
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Old 11-06-2005, 01:09 PM
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Default Re: Boy do I looooooove poker. (SW)

At least I won 25 pounds on total bet for this hand. Otherwise I'd be looking for something to break:

Crypto 6 max:

Hero is MP w/ AA. 1 fold, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB fish calls, BB folds.

Flop: 456.

Check, bet, call.

Turn: 9

Check, bet, call.

River: 5

Check, bet, call.

Fish flips over J5o for the rivered trips, which he didn't even raise with! What the hell did he think I had that beat him? Pocket 9's? Oh that's right, he wasn't thinking. He's a fish.
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