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[AsH_KeTcHuM]

Yo DrewDevil,

did you get the license plate number?

... of what?

The truck that ran over your face

- Rocky

[AsH_KeTcHuM]

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like TUQ, my BITCH, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, ***, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s*** he is. Hallelujah. Holy s***. Where's the Tylenol?

[marchron]

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You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule! You have a weak electrochemical bond!

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You foul obnoxious muck! I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!

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You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York. Tasty pick, BONEHEAD! If you had brain one in that HUGE melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley.

[GiftGiver]

Shut your f'n face uncle f'er. You're a boner biting bastard uncle f'er.

[Georgia Avenue]

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Shut your f'n face uncle f'er. You're a boner biting bastard uncle f'er.

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Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... No, no say it, c'mon... "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"

Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get in this town is selling SHOES!

[dinopoker]

Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog [censored] ya!

[criminaldave]

Now, listen to me, you little piece of junky [censored]. A joke's a [censored] joke, but you mention that again and I'll cut you up. Understand?

[KOTLP]

Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his a ss!

[tolbiny]

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I'll try to explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

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when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth.

[J-Mac]

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Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog [censored] ya!

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What does that mean? Why would... Oh, f--k you. You do not know your job. That's what I'm saying. You do not know your job. That's what I'm saying. A man IS his job and you are f--ked at yours.