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Old 09-16-2006, 04:06 AM
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Don't [censored] with the raptor jesus.

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Old 09-16-2006, 04:38 AM
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lol excrements
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:44 AM
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Temptation
4:1 And Raptor Christ being full donked returned from Poker Stars, and was led by the Lee Jones into the wilderness,
4:2 Being forty days tempted of the Dikshit. And in those days he did get cold cards: and when they were ended, he afterward was short-stacked.
4:3 And the Dikshit said unto him, If thou be balla, command these stones that they be made chips.
4:4 And Raptor Christ answered him, saying, It is written, That raptor shall not live by chips alone, but by every word of Sklansky.
4:5 And the Dikshit, taking him to the 100/200 room, showed unto him all the fishies of the world in a moment of time.
4:6 And the Dikshit said unto him, All these fishies will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is deposited unto me; and to whomsoever I will I ship it.
4:7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.


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Old 09-16-2006, 05:52 AM
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Temptation
4:1 And Raptor Christ being full donked returned from Poker Stars, and was led by the Lee Jones into the wilderness,
4:2 Being forty days tempted of the Dikshit. And in those days he did get cold cards: and when they were ended, he afterward was short-stacked.
4:3 And the Dikshit said unto him, If thou be balla, command these stones that they be made chips.
4:4 And Raptor Christ answered him, saying, It is written, That raptor shall not live by chips alone, but by every word of Sklansky.
4:5 And the Dikshit, taking him to the 100/200 room, showed unto him all the fishies of the world in a moment of time.
4:6 And the Dikshit said unto him, All these fishies will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is deposited unto me; and to whomsoever I will I ship it.
4:7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.


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You win. BBV is now dead. I will follow you for the rest of my days. You sick [censored].
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Old 09-16-2006, 05:59 AM
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Old 09-16-2006, 06:23 AM
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Old 09-16-2006, 07:17 AM
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Hahahahaha. I love this thread.
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Old 09-16-2006, 07:24 AM
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Temptation
4:1 And Raptor Christ being full donked returned from Poker Stars, and was led by the Lee Jones into the wilderness,
4:2 Being forty days tempted of the Dikshit. And in those days he did get cold cards: and when they were ended, he afterward was short-stacked.
4:3 And the Dikshit said unto him, If thou be balla, command these stones that they be made chips.
4:4 And Raptor Christ answered him, saying, It is written, That raptor shall not live by chips alone, but by every word of Sklansky.
4:5 And the Dikshit, taking him to the 100/200 room, showed unto him all the fishies of the world in a moment of time.
4:6 And the Dikshit said unto him, All these fishies will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is deposited unto me; and to whomsoever I will I ship it.
4:7 If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine.


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You win. BBV is now dead. I will follow you for the rest of my days. You sick [censored].

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You think? Don't get me wrong, this is absolutely brilliant, and might be the winner, but there are number of amazingly brilliant posts in this thread. Look back at GA's opener, for Raptor's sake.
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Old 09-16-2006, 07:43 AM
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Old 09-16-2006, 08:16 AM
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I saw that one inferno, I dont have photo shop and I didnt feel like doing a crappy mspaint job. However I think it lends itself to some homoerotic humor much better. Look at the hand across the guys abdomin, look at his pink shirt, look at the expression on his face. That image has so much more potential.
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