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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] when considering asking a girl out i always stop, not because im nervous about asking them out, but because i think they might say yes... [/ QUOTE ] In all seriousness, are you gay? [/ QUOTE ] no...it is a confidence and ability to handle awkward situations problem...im the kind of guy that goes out of his way to not be placed in awkward/new situations...its something im working on... [/ QUOTE ] Ok I think I understand what you mean now. [/ QUOTE ] i have this same thing, althought i don't know why, cause my past dictates they won't say yes. basically i play every situation in my head where they say yes, and start freaking myself out more and more. |
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#212
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I shave my armpits. I think it feels cool.
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#213
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although I love them as family, I really dislike both my parents, especially my mother [/ QUOTE ] same. except especially my father. sometimes i imagine they get into a car accident or something, and then feel horrible for days for thinking it. might as well make the rest of the confessions. 90% of the time i smack it, is out of sheer routine. there are weeks where all i can think about is not being alive. i have no idea why i have friends, as i honestly think i'm a bit of a prick and not interesting at all to talk to. i also am deathly afraid of honey, syrup and other sticky substances. i imagine it's like some infectious disease, and if you touch it, everything you touch from there on out is infected by it. you get it on your hand, then touch your jacket, which then touches your car. so every time you get into your car it will touch everything else and make that stuff sticky. i'm getting creeped out just thinking about it. the weird thing is i like the taste of that stuff. there are a lot more, boy i'm [censored] up. |
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#214
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I attempted to buy a quarter of dank off of some 18 y/o married chick with a 8mo. old baby from myspace today. Unfortunately she has been unable to come through with it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
Clearly, im losing at life. |
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#215
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I lost my virginity at the age of 18 to an unattractive black prostitute in Palma de Mallorca.
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I attempted to buy a quarter of dank of off some 18 y/o married chick with a 8mo. old baby from myspace today. Unfortunately she has been unable to come through with it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Clearly, im losing at life. [/ QUOTE ] I so just busted out laughing in the middle of work... |
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#217
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[ QUOTE ] I lie to my wife about how much money I make from poker. It's pretty much all mine. [/ QUOTE ] I thought this was standard? [/ QUOTE ] It is very standard. Along those lines, I didn't tell my wife about the $1K I just made from that recent football bet promotion at Mansion. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] the events of 9/11 did not upset me. [/ QUOTE ] I was a foreign exchange student in 01-02, in Goshen, IN. There was some sort of service on the football field instead of a class, where they commemorated the event and sang 'God bless America'. I told one of my teachers that I wasn't going. She stared at me for a few seconds, and looked as if she wanted to punch me in the face. Then she told me I had to go to the detention center, where I was joined by a couple of Mexicans and my friend, who needed to study for a test. I still stand by my decision, but these days I can see myself going anyway, out of respect. But at that time I had to hear >50% of the people I ran into tell me it was an act of God, to punish people for straying away from being a good Christian. One person actually said 'it's the blue states' fault'. Enough is enough. And I agree with the argument that there are a lot more important events going on in the world. Flame away. [/ QUOTE ] wow - this is the most disrespectful thing I have heard in a long time. I think your a complete ass for being so disrespectful unprovoked. As a forgien guest, if you cant at least stand on a field where God Bless American is being sung because of a horrible terrorist attack, get the [censored] out of America. [/ QUOTE ] Respect for America had nothing to do with it. He didn't go because of the religious content of the service. I'd have done the same thing, then threatened a lawsuit when punished (detention'd) for not wanting to attend a religious service in a public school. [/ QUOTE ] standard. I hate religious services and dont feel the need to be forced into certain rembrances of this sort, and I'm in the Marine Corp. |
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#219
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I lost my virginity at the age of 24 to my friends GF. I'm almost 32 now.
I also have problems with women in general. Whenever I go out with my friends, I am usually the only one to not hook up. This is why I have now become an even bigger hermit and hate life in more ways than one. And I live in San Diego. I basically have long dry spells of not getting laid and have grown so accustomed to it that I no longer care. None of my friends know this. They just know that I have a theory that women dont like me for some reason. I hate my job. Standard for many. Somedays I hate life and people in general. |
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#220
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i have no friends
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