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[ QUOTE ] I fart into a cupped hand and then smell it. [/ QUOTE ] are you serious?? i thought i was the only one that did that. [/ QUOTE ] This was standard practice in my elementary school, we called them Cup-A-Farts. My buddy, who we called Rolo, once cup-a-farted our grade 7 teacher. He was the biggest push-over teacher I ever knew. Our class would routinely organize a happy birthday singing to him everyday, using his first name, right in the middle of a lesson. Haha, that guy had no control at all. I guess I should confess to something too, uhh, yesterday I was getting ready to go play ball hockey, and I thought I had to fart, so I tried to let it rip, but there was no sound, and it felt a little warm, a little too warm. I felt some [censored] on my legs, so I ran to the bathroom. Man, I hate sharting. |
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#42
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Sometimes I'll buy new underewear instead of doing a load of laundry. [/ QUOTE ] I have actually done this before too. I cant do even 8th grade math. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I just had to buy Algebra For Dummies so that when I go back to school next year I'm not completely screwed. |
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#43
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the events of 9/11 did not upset me.
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the events of 9/11 did not upset me. [/ QUOTE ] As in, you were happy, or you just didn't care? Either way, wow. |
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[ QUOTE ] the events of 9/11 did not upset me. [/ QUOTE ] As in, you were happy, or you just didn't care? Either way, wow. [/ QUOTE ] i did not care. definately not happy, don't get me wrong, i was not cheering. i think there are worse things in life and those things are often swept under the rug. |
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#46
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I only really started listening to the Dead after Jerry Died [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#47
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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#48
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I had sex with a 17 year old early this summer, I am 23.
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About a year ago I found dirty pics of my then girlfriend and her ex on her old laptop I was borrowing, decided not to do anthing (thought it was pretty funny she obviously just forgot about them becuase she hadnt used the computer for months) until I found out she cheated on me with another guy. I then emailed them to her mum and some of her friends- Nobody knows who did it, she blamed her ex for letting them get out.
I dont regret this Im wierdly obsessed with a girl Iv seen about 4 times, she was at a party on Saterday i went to, i was too scared to approach her and slinked away whenever she came near- Im usualy ultra confident with girls so this freaked me out. What freaked my out more was last night I had a dream that she died and I (with a couple of other people) went to her house and she appeared like a ghost to say 'goodbye' I kissed her and left crying, its worth noting I very rarely dream, and when I do there usualy so random and meaningless....this is way way too wierd, she isnt even that hot. I think its a love spell. |
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#50
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I like the Bond films with Roger Moore better than the ones with Sean Connery.
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