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Old 09-11-2006, 09:45 AM
baumer baumer is offline
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I fart into a cupped hand and then smell it.

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are you serious?? i thought i was the only one that did that.

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This was standard practice in my elementary school, we called them Cup-A-Farts.
My buddy, who we called Rolo, once cup-a-farted our grade 7 teacher. He was the biggest push-over teacher I ever knew.

Our class would routinely organize a happy birthday singing to him everyday, using his first name, right in the middle of a lesson. Haha, that guy had no control at all.

I guess I should confess to something too, uhh, yesterday I was getting ready to go play ball hockey, and I thought I had to fart, so I tried to let it rip, but there was no sound, and it felt a little warm, a little too warm. I felt some [censored] on my legs, so I ran to the bathroom. Man, I hate sharting.
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:02 AM
Tennenbaum Tennenbaum is offline
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Sometimes I'll buy new underewear
instead of doing a load of laundry.

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I have actually done this before too.

I cant do even 8th grade math. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I just had to buy Algebra For Dummies so that when I go back to school next year I'm not completely screwed.
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:37 AM
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the events of 9/11 did not upset me.
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:39 AM
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the events of 9/11 did not upset me.

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As in, you were happy, or you just didn't care? Either way, wow.
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:44 AM
TheCroShow TheCroShow is offline
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the events of 9/11 did not upset me.

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As in, you were happy, or you just didn't care? Either way, wow.

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i did not care. definately not happy, don't get me wrong, i was not cheering.

i think there are worse things in life and those things are often swept under the rug.
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:46 AM
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I only really started listening to the Dead after Jerry Died [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-11-2006, 10:48 AM
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:22 PM
The X-Factor The X-Factor is offline
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I had sex with a 17 year old early this summer, I am 23.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:52 PM
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About a year ago I found dirty pics of my then girlfriend and her ex on her old laptop I was borrowing, decided not to do anthing (thought it was pretty funny she obviously just forgot about them becuase she hadnt used the computer for months) until I found out she cheated on me with another guy. I then emailed them to her mum and some of her friends- Nobody knows who did it, she blamed her ex for letting them get out.
I dont regret this

Im wierdly obsessed with a girl Iv seen about 4 times, she was at a party on Saterday i went to, i was too scared to approach her and slinked away whenever she came near- Im usualy ultra confident with girls so this freaked me out.
What freaked my out more was last night I had a dream that she died and I (with a couple of other people) went to her house and she appeared like a ghost to say 'goodbye' I kissed her and left crying, its worth noting I very rarely dream, and when I do there usualy so random and meaningless....this is way way too wierd, she isnt even that hot.

I think its a love spell.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:56 PM
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I like the Bond films with Roger Moore better than the ones with Sean Connery.
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