My Favorite "Onion"

[ScottieK]

F*ck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

ScottieK

[DJ Sensei]

Vatican Condemns Wack MC's

Definitely my favorite ever, although there are plenty of classics.

[samjjones]

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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LOL

[luckyharr]

Alzheimer's Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq

[bobbyi]

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My favorite headline was: "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Throws Perfect Game."

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This was one of my two favorites along with "Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality"

[Kramer.]

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It's hard to top this.

I like the bottom photo.




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Bumped for Onion's video version of the Moon landing

[Grasshopp3r]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38673

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34153

These may not be the funniest, but I will always remember them.

[private joker]

U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through the Motions of Yet Another Day

I have this printed out and it's been on my bathroom wall for years.

[Big_Jim]

Study: Dolphin's not so Intelligent on Land

[Aces McGee]

Idaville Detective Encyclopedia Brown Found Dead in Library Dumpster

-McGee