Weird Stuff You did as a Kid

[miajag]

True story. My parents are somewhat racist and also somewhat anti-television in general, so combine the two and they would get kind of mad whenever they caught me watching The Cosby Show or The Jeffersons or whatever.

[TiK]

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I was afraid of pooping for some reason and would often go upwards of a week without doing so.

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ha me too. i was like this up until about the third grade i think. good times, good times. i also thought there was no way i'd make it to 18.

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Weren't you people in pain? It must a) hurt to not poop for so long and b) be even more painful when you finally do have to poop that rockhard gigantor [censored] out.

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yeah it was pretty painful. on the bright side i have a really high tolerance for pain and discomfort now.

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On a related note, I have a friend nicknamed poocasso (given by his mom) as a kid because of the scatological masterpieces he would leave on the wall.

[markum9]

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In 6th grade I wrote stories for my English class about this one kid in the class. I called him Deadly Dan, and in each story he would kill other kids in the class in crazy, violent ways. I read them aloud in front of the class sometimes and everybody loved them.


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Wow, that reminds me of something i haven't thought about in a long time. In our 6th/7th grade English class one kid started this whole ongoing story about one of the guys named Greg who was Gerginator in his stories and would try to kill an ewok (Lindsey in our class) with a highlighter. I don't know why, but we all loved it. Except for Greg and Lindsey, who were now referred to solely as Gerginator and Ewok for the next two years.

Weird stuff I did:

-I remember whenever i was in the car as a kid i'd take the ice scraper and pretend to shoot things out the window non-stop.

-My brother was really good at video games and i wasn't so it wasn't fun to play against him so i became his "manager" in a car racing games. I'd track all the medals he won and how much they were allegedly worth and stuff.

-I don't know how i didn't get beat up for this, but i somehow convinced myself in grade school that i needed to run laps around the playground during recess to train for my future professional sports career. I think i did it from 1st-3rd grade. I wouldn't do it the whole time, but i'd run a couple laps then go find my friends.

[miajag]

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-I remember whenever i was in the car as a kid i'd take the ice scraper and pretend to shoot things out the window non-stop.


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Haha, I did this too. Pretended my parents' station wagon was a WWII bomber and I was the tail gunner.

[Shajen]

wow.

I was expecting to read things like "I ate my boogers" or "I used to stink-palm" myself.

I was a normal kid growing up. Basketball, baseball, football. GI Joe, He-man and the Masters of the Universe. [censored] like that.

[KOTLP]

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-I remember whenever i was in the car as a kid i'd take the ice scraper and pretend to shoot things out the window non-stop.


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I used squashed bugs on the windshield to aim an imaginary laser.

[Alexisonfyre]

I was playing hockey on my bed with my toys and I was keeping accurate stats for teams and players. My favorite toys always ended up winning the scoring title.

[NT!]

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wow.

I was expecting to read things like "I ate my boogers" or "I used to stink-palm" myself.

I was a normal kid growing up. Basketball, baseball, football. GI Joe, He-man and the Masters of the Universe. [censored] like that.

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WHAT ARE YOU HIDING SHAJEN

[Shajen]

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Ever read The World According to Garp?

I was like Garp's father when I was 6.

[WDC]

I ate dirt. You guys were much more interesting little kids.