OT: The Throwing vs Hitting Tennis Bet

[Reef]

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okay, a trip report.

we both played gloveless for 10 mins to try to figure out strategy/warm up. then we played a set. i was planning on revealing my findings, but i'm intrigued now, and i hope this bet goes down. all i'll say is it's much, much closer than i thought it would be.

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also depends how good you are at tennis.

3.0 player might be even money, 4.0 maybe 4:1, 6.0 probably 10:1

[Nick Rainey]

It is official, all matches will have a full set of ball kids and an official USTA Chair umpire. Matches over $5000 will include hot babes holding umbrellas on the change overs.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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Matches over $5000 will include hot babes holding umbrellas on the change overs.

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[Daliman]

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Now, the angle here would be, if possible, to volleyball-set the ball upcourt before actually catching. Not sure how feasable that would be to do, but if someone could do it, say 80% of the time, he could smoke Federer.

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I'd bet my roll against Federer losing to someone using this strategy.

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If the person could do it properly 80% of the time, (which is likely impossible) you'd lose your roll, and federer would be hard-pressed to win a game. Just think about it. Being that it's against the rules, however, this means nothing.

[Daliman]

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Matches over $5000 will include hot babes holding umbrellas on the change overs.

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Where is the "F YEAHHHH" option?

P.S. I will be in LV Oct 6-8. Please do work your match around this.

[Nick Rainey]

Well just for the icing on the cake, matches over $20,000 will 6 super hot models/escorts as the ball girls. Under $20,000 we will have to settle for regular kids. If I can find a private court, we can have topless ball girls, that will be a lot of fun.

[Fabian]

Topless ball girls is what gambling should be all about. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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ok so now I have to start playing more, so I can go out there to see this

[Daliman]

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Well just for the icing on the cake, matches over $20,000 will 6 super hot models/escorts as the ball girls. Under $20,000 we will have to settle for regular kids. If I can find a private court, we can have topless ball girls, that will be a lot of fun.

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I could probably get Durr to play you for 20k just for the spectacle of it all. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[the_main]

I will play you for $500 with my bare hands, if you pay for my flight. Deal?