banging chicks from myspace.com

[MrWookie]

[ QUOTE ]
uh scotty suggest you may want to bail on this one!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah he should, but we should all be thankful for him posting that amazing conversation.

[epdog]

I think I had the negative portion going on this. She's a psych major hence the rorschach reference. Any commetns appreciated.Bottom to top as always.

carol

That's great I was really worried if I was doing okay on your scale, I mean honestly worrying about it every night...so I'm glad I redeemed myself. On the brutal honesty, I'll give you my straight up answer everytime, trust me-friends say I don't have a censor. I say what's on my mind whether it'll piss you off or not.

And no I don't really want to go to grad school at SLU, pretty much have had my fill of SLU in undergraduate.

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From: adam
Date: Aug 23, 2006 8:14 AM


Impressive. Repy scored well on brutal honesty and controlled aggression. With the exceptional circumstances surrounding the creativity subscore the composite score is looking pretty good. Want to go to grad school at SLU?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Carol
Date: Aug 21, 2006 8:16 PM

That was like a slap in the face. I don't know how to react to that really. Other than my creativity is lacking because right now my verbal and quantitative skills are at an all time high due to studying for the GRE. So I apologize. Next time I'll try to think outside of the box.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: adam
Date: Aug 21, 2006 8:24 PM

It's kind of like the ink blots. you see what you want to see. you didn't score well on the creativity with that response.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Carol
Date: Aug 21, 2006 3:57 PM

Inside what?


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From: adam
Date: Aug 21, 2006 2:44 PM

Inside?

[buriedbeds]

[ QUOTE ]
carol

[/ QUOTE ]

Mark my words: this girl has cankles.

-bb.

[epdog]

why do you say that? Genuinely curious.

I'm going to be home from iraq in a couple of weeks and will [censored] her and if she has cankles i will [censored] her cankles too

[buriedbeds]

[ QUOTE ]
why do you say that? Genuinely curious.

I'm going to be home from iraq in a couple of weeks and will [censored] her and if she has cankles i will [censored] her cankles too

[/ QUOTE ]

She looks like she has cankles. What can I say? I've known girls with cankles, and that girl looks like she has cankles.

Luckily, cankles don't affect the vagina. [censored] away!

-bb.

[MyTurn2Raise]

i had that tila tequila song on my profile for awhile too

i don't think i could find a worse one

[jeffreyryann]

GL with carol she's pretty hot, and by her profile and pics looks like she puts out

[oreopimp]

I got a date set up with a girl. Shes really really cool, Im very intrested in getting to know her personally. Shes attractive, has chef training and is all around bad ass.

I could post the message history as I think I went a different route than most. Lately Im just sending off crazy, random comments to girls and it seems to get conversations going.

[Brian]

I've been working on my real life game here lately, but still following up some leads/creating new ones on MySpace, so I figured I would share to keep this thread from totally dying. Cm'on wtf guys, I want some updates - Vehn, IggyWH, fslexduck, Barron, OreoPimp, Hitchhiker, pls update.

A lot has happened in the past week or so, so I'm just gonna give some quick summaries:

#1:





Date: Aug 6, 2006 10:15 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: oi

Body: Will do.. Not looking forword to it, but it will be fine. heh





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 7, 2006 12:13 AM

Alright. Have a safe trip back to Memphis.

-Brian



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 6, 2006 10:07 PM

Yeah. I'm xxx


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 7, 2006 12:04 AM

Yeah, it is a bit complex. When you get back to Memphis, I'd love to explain it to you over coffee or drinks. In the meantime, do you have AIM?

-Brian



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 6, 2006 10:01 PM

I was intrigued by the movie. I desperately want to see it again when it's rentable. Not sure it's going to be one of my purchased, but it just might be. Never saw Amelie. The cover alone always freaked me out.

Loved the character Silas. What a freaky guy eh? I still can't believe that he is the main character in Wimbeldon.

The author, Dan Brown has done A LOT of research. My Mother says that it's fiction and that it's just bull [censored] and don't think to deeply about it. But when I get into something I want every detail. Thereby, leaving me spellbound and wanting to know more about the theory..

There is a book aside from Da Vinci, which is filled with elaborate detail and pictures and claimed evidence. Flipped threw it at the book store.. looked complex!



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 6, 2006 11:43 PM

So what did you think of the The Da Vinci Code movie? I love all of the cast, especially Audrey Tautou (have you seen Amelie?) and Ian McKellen, and enjoyed the movie for what it was. Do you know anything about the book upon which the "facts" in the movie are based, Holy Blood Holy Grail?

So what do you do for fun in Memphis other than get flowers from the homeless?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 6, 2006 9:37 PM

Hello again..
Well I hate NY for the smell. Beale street isn't that smelly. Plus the homeless give you flowers for spare change. I love flowers, even if its from a smelly homeless cracked out homelss guy...

Ahh.. Bill Murry.. He's great. I would have to say I love the movie What About Bob. And of course all of the caddyshack movies! It's sad to see him now, he's gotten so old..

Ahh books... Fight Club the book was a wee bit different than the movie. I myself, loved both. I am in the middle of Da Vinci.. Yes, I haven't read it yet. For some reason I felt as though I needed to see the movie and then dig into the book. I have been dissapointed in the past by reading the book before seeing the movie..





----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 6, 2006 11:24 PM

Hey Kat,

I didn't mean to hate on your lovely capital too much, I probably just had a few bad experiences. I hated it for the same reason I hate Beale Street: too many homeless, drunks, college kids out to prove themselves to the world, and homeless drunks.

I was reading your blog about the St. Jude Classic the other night when I msg'ed you; it's too bad you didn't get to get Bill Murray's autograph! He is one of my favorite actors. What's your favorite movie that he's been in? Groundhog Day is one of my all time favorite movies, but I would have to go with Lost in Translation, probably because of Scarlett Johansson. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Speaking of movies, I see that you've read a lot of books that are some of my favorite movies. How does the Fight Club book compare to the movie? I have read all of Chuck Palahniuk's books except for Fight Club, I suppose I didn't want to ruin the magic.

-Brian



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 6, 2006 9:11 PM

Hi Brian. I have a cousin named Brian. He just got married actually.. And get this, he lost his wedding band only 5 days after the wedding. Must be a record right? I must say I love your honesty. Yes NYC is a shithole.
I hate the city.. well I can't say that. I hate the traffic in the city.. how's that? I live about an hour and a half north of the 'shithole'. I'm home now, but I will be returning back to the 'dirty south' in a week or so. I hate southern belle accents, and I have picked up a thing or two living in the south for 3 years now. It's depressing. But for the most part I'm your typical Yankee, not too strong of an accent but on certain words I can be detected...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Brian
Date: Aug 6, 2006 3:05 AM

Hi Kat, I'm Brian. I'm not [censored] lame and I like to make out. What part of New York are you from? I have been to NYC a few times and I think its a shithole. But if you're from another part of NY then that's cool. I suppose Memphis isn't that much better either though, I have probably been corrupted from living down here so long, too. Though I was born/raised here, most people say I have a northern accent, which I take as a compliment of course. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Do you have an accent at all?

-Brian



We chatted a lot on AIM, and took things to the phone after this (she said she was homesick):

[01:00] me: ok Kat, off to bed with you
[01:00] me: u need a bedtime story?
[01:01] her: would love one actually..
[01:01] me: aw, lemme call u and read u one then, i'll give u a few mins to get urself tucked in
[01:02] her: hahaha ok.. make sure its a good one

We wound up chatting a few nights in a row, and I learned a very important lesson: don't invest so much [censored] time in a girl before even meeting her IRL. I knew this in my heart to be true already, but I'm so bored/lonely over here that I can't help myself. I won't be making the mistake of listening to a girl read her LiveJournal.com entries from 3 years ago any more. Also along the same lines, don't show so much interest. Keep things short, set up the date, say bye.

The first sign of trouble was when we were chatting on the phone the night before our first date @ Putt-Putt Golf, and I made one of the classic mistakes of seeking approval.

me: so whatcha up to tommorrow?
her: uh gonna exercise, practice w/ my teammates, thats about it... u?
me: gonna meet some hot chick [i constantly supplicate] off of MySpace @ Putt-Putt.. did u forget?
her: oooooh uhuuuhhhhhmmmm yeah...
me: im crushed that u forgot

my cell phone rang at this exact moment, i told her hang on, when i got back:

me: well anyways, guess i better get back to watching this movie, are we still on for tomorrow?
her: maybe, call me tomorrow
me: fine, but u may have just missed your opportunity, 'cause i'm a busy man

I don't feel like reliving the whole date, but it didn't go so well. With TimM's permission, I am pasting a convo I had with him right after the date:

[19:41] Brian: wow
[19:41] Brian: that went bad
[19:41] TimM: ?
[19:41] Brian: was there about an hour
[19:42] Brian: called her at 5:45 said where r u? she went on about how she got stuck at the dry cleaners
[19:42] Brian: said shed be there in a few
[19:42] Brian: i drove around a few mins then parked in the back
[19:42] Brian: went inside and looked @ arcade games and [censored]
[19:42] Brian: then saw a short girl standing in line at the counter
[19:42] Brian: i thought it was prob her but lol didnt know what to do
[19:42] Brian: she had her back to me and was buying something
[19:42] Brian: so i walked up and stood next to her and acted like i was gonna get in line
[19:43] Brian: it was her, she was like oooh hi then finished "signing in" at the golf place
[19:43] Brian: this is at putt putt golf btw, like a mini golf place but has a drive range out back
[19:43] Brian: so anyways...
[19:43] Brian: i'll try to keep it short
[19:43] Brian: i was likle uh im a newb, what do i do? do i buy something?
[19:43] Brian: she said nah u can use my clubs and i get free balls since i play for the college team
[19:43] Brian: so i followed her to a place
[19:43] Brian: she showed me how to play, i asked a bunch of dumb questions
[19:43] Brian: tried to keep a convo going
[19:44] Brian: she offered me some of her tea, i accepted
[19:44] Brian: at one point she said, u shut up and listen
[19:44] Brian: i will do the talking
[19:44] Brian: lol
[19:44] Brian: so i mustve been asking the dumbest questions
[19:44] Brian: we shot for about 30m or so, im very bad lol, was my first time
[19:44] Brian: had a bit of idle chit chat not much
[19:44] TimM: hmm
[19:44] Brian: i complimented her on her outfit, was a short white skirt and pink polo, looked nice
[19:45] Brian: several time sshe came up and tried to get me to hold the club right
[19:45] Brian: bit of physical contact there, she was holding my arms and stuff
[19:45] Brian: but like
[19:45] TimM: she takes golf too seriously to play putt putt i guess
[19:45] Brian: wasnt in any sort of a good way lol
[19:45] Brian: yes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[19:45] Brian: so after we shot all the balls
[19:45] Brian: i was like so. play mini golf w me? something i wont look like a fool @
[19:45] Brian: shes like no
[19:45] Brian: she said lets go putt
[19:45] Brian: on a small green
[19:45] Brian: lot sof kids were on it so we made our own hole to shoot to
[19:46] Brian: made like 5 shots, very quiet but not really awkwardly so
[19:46] TimM: oh you were doing hte driving range first?
[19:46] Brian: yeah
[19:46] TimM: yuck
[19:46] TimM: wtf
[19:46] Brian: loooooool
[19:46] Brian: ?
[19:46] Brian: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[19:46] TimM: this girl is supposed to be having fun w you
[19:46] Brian: ya
[19:46] TimM: not practicing her game
[19:46] Brian: welp
[19:46] Brian: lol
[19:46] TimM: its liek
[19:46] Brian: i was like so is this good practice? shes like yea
[19:46] TimM: some chick wants you to play strip poker
[19:46] TimM: and you are pulling out a copy of sklansky
[19:46] Brian: rofl
[19:47] Brian: ya
[19:47] Brian: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[19:47] Brian: then she was like
[19:47] Brian: wow u really dont know anything do u?
[19:47] Brian: u are ignorant about golf?
[19:47] TimM: omg
[19:47] Brian: i was like uh ...
[19:47] Brian: ignorant is a bit strong, but ya, i know tiger woods
[19:47] TimM: i guess golf was a bad idea
[19:47] Brian: lol
[19:47] Brian: yeah
[19:47] Brian: i thought we'd shoot a bit
[19:47] Brian: then play some mini golf
[19:47] Brian: and stuff
[19:47] Brian: i tried to get her to go on go karts
[19:47] Brian: she said no
[19:48] Brian: she wa slike, ya i suppose im not much fun am i?
[19:48] TimM: omg
[19:48] Brian: so i said well, lets go do something fun
[19:48] TimM: this chick
[19:48] Brian: what do u like to do?
[19:48] Brian: she said, i play golf, i exercise, and i drink
[19:48] TimM: she likes to play golf lol
[19:48] Brian: lol..
[19:48] Brian: so i said ok lets go get something to drink, she didnt really answer
[19:48] Brian: then her mom called and she was making faces at phone and holding it away
[19:48] Brian: and i said well u want to get some coffee or something?
[19:49] Brian: she was like well my friend is going out of town tomm or something, not sure what that had to do w/ it, but "not tonight, maybe some other time"
[19:49] Brian: she was like, where are u parked?
[19:49] Brian: me: over there *points to corner*
[19:49] Brian: her: wow are u like incognito?
[19:49] Brian: cause i parked way in the corner lol
[19:49] Brian: i explained that i parked outside the arcade at first but drove around to find the range
[19:49] Brian: her: well its not exactly hidden
[19:49] Brian: me: well i didnt even know it was here [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]...
[19:49] Brian: me: ya thats my car *point to caR*
[19:50] Brian: its just a sebring convertible, looks nice tho i ugess
[19:50] Brian: her: wow u really make a lot of $ huh?
[19:50] Brian: me: uh ya...
[19:50] Brian: me: well anyways thx for educating me about golf some
[19:50] Brian: her: yeah i thought you would research it more like you research everything
[19:50] TimM: wtf
[19:50] Brian: me: well sry i thought itd be fun for u to teach me from the start
[19:50] Brian: her: ya well im not exactly a coach, im mainly learning from others still
[19:50] Brian: [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[19:51] Brian: thats about it
[19:51] Brian: i asked her what she had for dinner right before that, she said a burger w bbq sauce, i said ya i luv bbq sauce (almost said love it as much as [censored])
[19:51] Brian: i told her i had a steakburger for dinner w/ bbq sauce, and an extra side of bbq w/ it! she was like, "good for you!"
[19:52] Brian: ya i guess i didnt entertain her enough, i dunno really
[19:52] TimM: nah
[19:52] TimM: not your fault
[19:52] TimM: chick should have gone straight to putt putt
[19:52] TimM: had a good time
[19:52] Brian: i tried to hold a conversation but im not the greatest at it, usually i ask some questions, probe abit. i dont try to make it into an interrogtation but maybe it comes across that way
[19:52] TimM: laugh at your bad play but not try to fix it
[19:52] Brian: yeah. i told her itd be fun
[19:52] Brian: ya [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] thats what i imagined it about
[19:53] Brian: i didnt mind shooting some first but obv im a total noob and made that clear from the start
[19:53] TimM: wtf happened to the girl you were reading bedtime stories to?
[19:53] TimM: man
[19:53] Brian: she said something like , "i just cant compare them [real golf and mini golf], i just dont like it"
[19:53] Brian: lol
[19:53] Brian: ya thats how i closed it
[19:53] Brian: i said something like "well if u ever need any more bedtime stories" she said "yep i know who to call"
[19:53] TimM: damn
[19:53] Brian: rofl
[19:53] TimM: see
[19:53] Brian: dude like all my dates go like this
[19:54] Brian: its prob me.
[19:54] TimM: if this chick had any brain
[19:54] Brian: shrug she prob thought >i< was a SIF
[19:54] TimM: she would have said, there is no way i could have fun playing putt putt, lets go bowling
[19:54] TimM: or some [censored] like that
[19:54] TimM: the moment you suggested it
[19:54] Brian: yeah, i dont guess she was in the mood [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] she said earlier she felt like she could barely move, eh... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[19:54] Brian: so do i call her? lol
[19:54] TimM: no i mean in AIM
[19:55] TimM: this should have been clear to her way before the date
[19:55] TimM: that she cannot play putt putt
[19:55] Brian: oh theres laser tag
[19:55] Brian: in there
[19:55] Brian: i tried to get her to play that
[19:55] Brian: she said no
[19:56] TimM: shes a dud
[19:56] TimM: screw it

For any tl;dr, we met at Putt-Putt Golf, but went to the driving range, not to the mini-Golf course. She plays on the local Women's Golf team, I know 0 about Golf; I thought it'd be fun for her to teach me, but I apparently came off as "ignorant" (her words) and she was frustrated. I tried to get her to play mini-Golf/laser tag/arcades/go-karts, but she wasn't interested. I asked her if she wanted to get some drinks/coffee afterwards, she made up lame excuse. The end.

The date was on Wednesday, and she called me up late late Thursday night (1 AM Fri Morning). She was drunk as a skunk, we just had a lot of fluff talk. At a few points in the convo she said she would come over to my place if she knew where I lived (I told her where I lived right then and there, but she didnt follow through), said she wanted to meet my dog Daisy, but really it was just typical drunk talk, I didn't feel she was interested at all in anything other than having someone to chat to. She then cold msged me on AIM the next day:

[00:19] her: no hello?
[00:21] me: hey
[00:21] me: in a game
[00:21] me: i called u earlier >_<
[00:21] her: yeah i saw that
[00:22] me: no return call?! ?!?!
[00:22] her: nope feeling anti social been busy all day as well
[00:23] her: sorry
[00:24] her: HELLO
[00:25] me: im in a game lol
[00:25] me: u calld me last night
[00:25] me: and i quit my game [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[00:25] me: i play this 1 out
[00:25] her: ok later
[00:25] me: hah u can call if u want [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
[00:26] me: i cant chat on here tho
[00:26] me: have to alt tab out to type
[00:26] me: [censored] i died typing [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[00:26] me: so how was ur day? i thought u were takin the day off not gonna be busy
[00:27] her: yeah me too
[00:27] her: ok i got something for ya
[00:28] me: k
[00:29] her: ive been busy you know playing golf and [censored] and bernie you know she doens't have a car, but its like ive been trying to figure out clubbing and [censored] so its like uh.. ya know and like so ive literally not been home and shes kinda been like her but its like not my fault.. and shes like all homesick and stressed about her job and ive been like a lil pissed at her and its like i haven't been around lately just been busy
[00:30] me: k..?
[00:31] her: so should she be mad at me because i just haven't been around.. its not my fault that ive been busy and [censored] right?
[00:31] her: i gotta do my thing
[00:31] me: dont think so...
[00:32] her: right?
[00:33] me: right
[00:33] her: so i was thinking about writing her a note or something since ive been like not here.
[00:33] her: what should i say
[00:34] me: say, im not ur boyfriend so dont get all jealous, but i still love u so <3, -Kat
[00:34] her: no thats not a good one!
[00:34] me: lol
[00:34] me: [censored] i dunno then
[00:35] her: i was gunna say something like;
[00:35] her: hey b sorry i haven't been around lately, its been hectic and ive been non stop hope to hang out soon muah love kat
[00:37] me: sounds good
[00:37] me: hard to make time for so many ppl huh?
[00:37] her: well im [censored] busy and i got enough [censored] on my plate right now
[00:38] her: im sorry if i cant properly make the rounds but you know what im homesick too
[00:40] me: ya.
[00:40] me: well hope u make time to meet Daisy at least [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
[00:40] me: do u remember calling me last night?
[00:40] me: i think u fell asleep on me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
[00:40] me: wasnt the best bedtime story.
[00:40] her: yeah sorta
[00:40] me: ahaha
[00:41] her: i was zonked
figured
[00:43] me: ya. so, golfing wasnt such a great idea i suppose. im pretty busy this weekend but how 'bout i take u out somewhere next week?
[00:43] her: prob not the best idea. its my first week of school
oh well, my last attempt
[00:44] me: oh ya, thats right. pretty hectic i bet. well what r u doin sunday evening?
[00:44] her: gettin a physical
whiff
[00:44] me: sounds fun.
[00:44] me: well gimme a call sometime then if u want to do something.
[00:44] me: back to gayming 4 me!
[00:44] her: ok gay dog
[00:44] me: later

I gave her a call tonight (Monday), she didn't answer, and she's just like any other female - has the cell phone attached at the hip. I left her a msg saying I hoped she had a good first day @ school, good weekend, chat later, bye.

UPDATE: She just called me back, we chatted for about 15m. She sounded very depressed/solemn/etc., and dropped a bunch of problems she is having on me, like her grandfather dying recently, problems w/ a roommate who just moved out, etc. I soaked it up like the emotional sponge that I am, then said:

me: well u sound pretty down, lemme take u out somewhere to get ur mind off of it
her: well thing is im busy all this week
me: (remembering from AskMen, girls never break dates, they always make time if they are interested): welp alright, time for me to play some poker
her: okay....................................
me: yep well nice chattin w ya
her: okay..............
me: what...?
her: what?
me: uhm alright, talk to ya later
her: okay.........................

Didn't seem like she was ready to hang up, was pretty awkward. I don't intend to ever make contact w/ her again, but I'll answer if she contacts me.



#2:





She is very short, 4'11", and very cute IRL, to me anyways. She's only about a 6 though.

Date: Aug 23, 2006 6:21 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oi

Body: xxx-xxxx

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 23, 2006 6:10 PM


hey Shawna, i see you are online right now. hop on messenger and we can chat some? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Friday night would be great. what's your #?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 23, 2006 6:07 PM

My Grandfathers Birthday is on Saturday and I am throwing a Mary Kay party for some of my friends on Sunday but Friday night maybe? When would be good for you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 20, 2006 9:15 PM


when would be a good time for you? i'm pretty busy for most of this week but should be free by the weekend.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 20, 2006 7:44 PM

Lol. yeah, okay. That sounds nice.

Shawna Marie



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 18, 2006 1:15 AM

Hey Shawna, already talking 'bout our honeymoon eh? Well I think that that's rushing things a bit, don't you think we should at least get engaged first? Let's meet up for coffee or drinks sometime and discuss this important matter in greater detail. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 17, 2006 5:13 PM

It just so happens that I am German on both sides of my family but know very little of my heritage. Would love to spend my honeymoon in Germany.

Shawna Marie

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:51 PM


Hey Shawna, looks like I must have just missed you! I'm xxx on AIM. Btw, the duckie thing is cute - glad to know I'm not the only one who likes the cute little guys! I have a bathroom that's entirely ducks - duckie curtains, floormat, toothbrush holder, etc. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Hope to catch you on AIM soon. In the meantime, why do you want to visit Germany?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 10, 2006 9:14 PM

I saw it. Loved it. Elizabeth and Jack are gonna do it!!!!Lol!!! AIM. xxx. what's yours?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 8, 2006 5:34 PM

That's cool, yeah, Johnny Depp is great. Did you get a chance to see Pirates of the Carribean 2 yet?

Do you have any messengers like AIM we could chat on?

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 5:30 PM

Johnny is number one on my list as far as acting goes. Followed closely by your favorite Ewan McGregor and Jimmy Fallon. George Clooney, Sean Conery, Tom Hanks. . . You really should see Chicago. It is amazing. And yes when I filled out my survey a few months ago, porn was the last thing that I downloaded. Lol.


Shawna Marie

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 8, 2006 11:17 AM

Hey Shawna, it's rare to chat w/ a woman who actually knows what Ed Wood is! Though it's not exactly my favorite movie, I really liked Johnny Depp's portrayal of Ed Wood. He is by far one of my favorite actors, who are yours?

I haven't had a chance to see either the movie or musical Chicago, which always makes Halloween pretty awkward because for the past 2 years I've been dressing up as (what I am told is) the main character from Chicago! It's just some crappy costume that's a red suit with black stripes, I only picked it 'cause its really comfortable [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Is the movie any good? I've been putting off seeing it 'cause it doesn't seem like my type...

Btw, I love the honesty in your survey - was the last thing you really downloaded porn?

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 8, 2006 7:53 AM

Hi Brian,
I have seen so many musicals I couldn't possibly name them all right now but the last one I saw was The Producers. It was pretty good. I got to see Chicago and it has to be one of my all time favorites. As far as Tim Burton movies go. . . I would have to say Ed Wood. I love black and white. The lighting is so dramatic and it is completely off the wall.

Shawna Marie
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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:54 AM

Hey Shawna, I'm Brian. You seen any good musicals lately? I think the last ones I've seen in Memphis were CATS and The Lion King. Also, what's your favorite Tim Burton movie? I love his animated stuff like The Nightmare Before Christmas, but by far my favorite is Big Fish. That's probably in large part because I love Ewan McGregor, though. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

-Brian


I gave her a call, and learning from my last experience, I kept things very, very short. Set up a date for Friday night. After the convo, I sent her a msg on AIM:

[20:27] me: u have a sweet voice [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] well gonna go watch some NetFlix - cya friday [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
[20:30] her: thank you. You seem confident. Thats good. C ya

Sweet, I seem confident. No way I can keep that up...

We met at Barnes n Noble on Friday night. We shook hands upon meetng and I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee at the stand, she declined. I had planned to sit down and chat w/ her over coffee, so I had no idea where to go from there, so I did my usual of turning the conversation into an inquisition, and asked her a bunch of questions over about a 15m period of walking around the store. She is a preschool teacher so she showed me some of the books she had bought to read to the kids, and we flipped through one book that she said was her favorite and I read it out loud to her.

She asked if I wanted to sit down, so we did, and continued chatting, aka me asking her questions and sharing information about myself/attempting to build rapport through her responses. Someone called her on her phone, she apologized but answered anyways. It sounded serious, so I figured she was gonna use it as an excuse to cut things short. After she got off the phone:

me: that sounded serious, everything ok?
her: oh yeah, everythings fine
me: oh, alright.. well u wanna get outta here and go do something?
her: sure, like what?
me: well the world is ur oyster, we can do anything. mini-golf, bowling, pool, feed some ducks, go to the park (was getting late tho, around 7:30 at this point), see a movie, whatever
her: well i havent eaten yet, i know u have, but would u mind sitting w me?
me: sure no problem

I walk her out to her car and we decide on TGI Friday's. More "conversation" ensues there, though she seems very interested that I'm a professional gambler. She shares a lot of deep stuff w/ me, like that she is bi-polar. We talk about tattoos/piercings, she has belly button/nose/ears pierced and 3 tattoos (no Lower Back Tattoo tho). She said in her profile that she likes to sing so we talked about that, turns out she has a demo tape in her car that she did @ the mall a few weeks back, so we go back to her car and listen to that. She has a very good voice. It's around 9:00 PM, so I say the night is still young, what do you want to do next? We had been talking about movies so she said she was in a movie mood, so I said "my place or the theatre?" She said "let's stop by the theatre first and see what's playing."

She follows me to the theatre and we decide to see Accepted. Pretty [censored] movie btw but I hate every comedy I see so I wasn't expecting anything. She saw a few people she knew @ the theatre, I tried my best to be social and think I came across alright. I run a bit of kino and touch her some when she shows me her tattoos inside the theatre, but for the most part kept to myself. After the movie was over it was about 11:30, I said, "so what's next, do u turn into a pumpkin at midnight?" She said, "yeah pretty much, it's late and i have to get up early tomorrow for my grandfather's bday party [legitimate, see MySpace convo]" I walk her to her car, which is on the opposite side of the parking lot from mine. She offers to drive me back to my car, I accept. She pulls right up next to it, and I turn to her and say, "Had a great night, hope ur parties go well this weekend, I'll chat w ya online or on the phone sometime this week", she said something like "Me too, sounds good, bye!" I didn't go in for a hug or kiss.

I saw her online Saturday afternoon and made a giant mistake by sending her a msg (I had planned on calling her on Monday, but I never see her online so decided to msg her):

[13:59] me: hey Shawna.
[13:59] her: sup?
[13:59] me: 'bout to head out for the day, hope you have fun @ the bday party
[14:00] her: Do my best
[14:00] her: have a good day
[14:00] me: had fun hangin' out w/ ya, i'll give ya a call later on this week
[14:00] her: cool
[14:00] her: ttyl
[14:00] me: bye!
[14:00] her has signed out [immediate sign out]

That didn't accomplish anything, should have just kept her waiting to hear from me.

I then called her tonight (Monday), and we had a short convo:

her: hello?
me: hey shawna, its brian
me: not the Brian from the movie theatre, but the handsome one u met at Barnes n Noble, remember me? [she had run into another Brian that she knew at the movie theatre]
her: hah yeah i remember
me: ya so i was callin to see how ur first day of school went
her: it went very well thanks for asking
me: thats cool, so u go to school in the mornings now and work the afternoons?
her: yep thats pretty much my schedule
me: alright well im sure ur very busy w ur first week of school, but u wanna meet up sometime this week?
her: well i dont really make plans very much, give me a call sometime this week when u are free and we'll see whats up
her: i fly by the seat of my pants, spontaneous
me: alright thats cool, ya i have trouble making plans myself
me: well i'll give ya a call sometime this week then and see what ur up to
her: okay sounds good
me: bye shawna
her: bye

I plan on calling her Thursday and saying that I am headed out to the mall to do some shopping, and ask her if she'd like to join me.

#3:




It's everyone's favorite, bigfoot.

A quick refresher: she and I met up at Tunica a few weekends ago. We spent a few hours together, then wound up back at her dad's hotel room (pa was still out gambling), I sucked her [censored] and we made out for about an hour. The next day she met me in Memphis and we went to dinner, then came back to my place to watch movies. I fingerbanged her but never got the pants off. She showed little interest but also little resistance. We chatted a bit online and one day she sent me this:

[22:25] Me: did u guys go out to eat?
[22:26] Her: no mom cooked
[22:26] Her: my mom asked if you were going to come visit this weekend
[22:27] Her: she said that she could clean up her room, and you could sleep in there
[22:27] Me: aw really?
[22:27] Me: i'd love to.
[22:27] Her: haha yeah
[22:27] Me: what did u say?
[22:27] Her: i said um.... i guess i'll ask
[22:28] Me: so are u officially asking? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
[22:28] Her: yeah sure
[22:28] Me: lol
[22:28] Me: that was hard for u wasnt it?
[22:28] Her: you will be pretty bored
[22:28] Her: yes

We met up Saturday around 4:30 P.M. and 24 hours later I left. Everything in between was dull. I didn't do anything more than a bit of kino via rubbing her shoulder, putting my hand around her waist, etc. She was her normal unresponsive self, I guess she's just a tomboy, but she did her usual thing: didn't seem interested, but didn't stop any advances. I wasn't about to play the blueball game again, and I knew there was no way I could get her to [censored] in her parent's house, so I didn't even attempt a kiss all weekend. In fact, about the only sex talk of the weekend came from her mom in a rather awkward moment:

I was sitting on the couch next to Tiffany with my arm around her and we were watching V for Vendetta. Then her mom came in the room and PLOPPED down on the couch next to us, and said, "I want in on the hug." Her mom is typical mom status, fat, ugly, old, etc. Tiffany immediately stood up and left me alone on the couch with the beast. Little did ma know, though, when she sat down she nearly squished this poor dog that was lying there. Well a few seconds later the dog came to life and was desperately vying to get free from between the butt cheeks of the beast. Then she turned to me and said, "Are you playing with my ass?" I was at a loss for words. "Oh, your arms are crossed, it can't be you..." She leaned to the side as if to let out a mammoth fart, and the puppy escaped. Meanwhile, I threw up in my mouth a little.

Tiffany was pretty much a stick in the mud all weekend. We went to the movies and out to eat on Saturday, but I couldn't get her to go anywhere else after the movie except home. Her mom even suggested we go to a strip club, but that was a no-go. I mean, there isn't much to do in this little [censored] down in Mississippi, but I was up for doing just about anything. Wal-Mart was the best I got. I convinced her to go to a basketball court w/ me on Sunday, but she wouldn't play anything more than HORSE. I asked her several times to just play me in a quick 1on1 game, but each time she dodged the question or came up with an excuse like "I don't want anyone to get hurt." I finally somehow convinced her to play me to 5 points, and she whipped me real fast in about 5 minutes (she was college bball player, I am typical uncoordinated fat poker kid). We played a few games of HORSE, but again she was no fun, and actually made me feel very bad by saying she would just shoot lefty, or by saying "ok I'll start trying now" (not in a joking way).

I left Sunday afternoon, but not before exploding my deodorant stick all over her when she walked me out to my car. I thought it'd be funny to see what became of it 'cause I left it in the car all day, but when I opened it, it literally exploded everywhere, all over her, me, and my car, and it looked/felt like ice cream. Pretty nasty, I thought it was hilarious tho, she wasn't amused. I went in for a hug before I got in the car, and she stuck out her cheek for a kiss, I obliged and left.


So that's where MySpace has taken me in the past few days. 3 dates, 0 lays, 0 prospects. Now for some quickies that haven't gone anywhere, I'm still working on trying to be as witty as [censored], TheTruth, oreopimp, etc., but most of these girls seriously have nothing to work with. This is the best I could do with this girl's profile:

#4:

I'd like to see how OreoPimp would've approached her [btw, TimM said he would've clicked X after reading the first line in her About Me section, but I'm a trooper]:

http://www.myspace.com/volleychik3

Date: Aug 25, 2006 2:27 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: C.S.I.?

Body: [email protected]

i am not going to be n right now...but i will be on later, my bro is fixing to get on here


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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 25, 2006 2:23 PM


k, what's your SN on Yahoo?

-Brian

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From: brandi
Date: Aug 25, 2006 4:12 AM


Oh i c. THat is coo,, yeah i c em on v sometimes...i have msn and yahoo, not aim



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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 24, 2006 9:41 PM

no, i've been self-employed since i finished high school. i've been playing texas hold'em for a living for the past 3 years. ever seen them playing on TV? thats me. :P but u've never seen me on TV... not yet [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

u have AIM?

-Brian

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From: brandi
Date: Aug 24, 2006 8:46 PM



thanks...do u go to school?

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 24, 2006 8:44 PM


that's cool. well hope u have a good year @ NWCC.

-Brian
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From: brandi
Date: Aug 24, 2006 8:38 PM


oh yes totally...i really do. I think i have seen one before. But yes, i have a dog she is a pit bull


yah, do u believe in ghosts? i don't wanna freak u out or anything, but i just bought a new house that was just built, but i think it was built on an indian burial ground or something. some strange stuff happens at night, it's kinda scary, but fortunately i don't live alone - my doggie Daisy protects me. bless her heart, she tries so hard to bark, but she's a barkless breed. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] do u have any pets other than ur adopted hampster, Hammy?

-Brian

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From: brandi
Date: Aug 24, 2006 8:26 PM


Well, i think maybe more like Sara, but i do believe in the supernatural...some weird stuff goes on

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 24, 2006 7:29 PM


hey, so you want to become a criminologist? would you be more like Sara Sidle on C.S.I. or Dana Scully from X-Files? you look a lot like Sara but i bet you believe in the supernatural and are smart like Scully.


We got to Yahoo, but just a bit of fluff talk. I asked her to join me @ Snakes on a Plane on Wednesday, she made up excuse about school, I said after school, she said church, I didn't persue.

#5:

Right now, TimM says this girl is my jackpot:



That's the only pic of her on her page, she has like infinite pics of anime [censored], her profile is REAL fcked up, I will link it if it doesn't go anywhere. But suffice it to say (I'm sure the pic says it all), this is a deranged one. BTW, her profile said somewhere, "P.S. It's not murder, it's testing mortality."

Date: Aug 28, 2006 9:33 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: oi

Body: nice to meet ya Bonnie, i'm Brian. want to meet up and discuss our hentai/yaoi fantasies in person sometime? say, @ something cliche like a coffeehouse?

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 28, 2006 9:29 PM


Yes, man, I do. It is Bonnie.

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 28, 2006 9:15 PM


so you got a name, woman?

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 28, 2006 5:35 PM



Hentai, I like Yaoi personally. Tea is from Yu-Gi-Oh, and yes I like anime a lot.
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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 28, 2006 3:14 PM


thx, i will run that by them.

i see that u like anime, me too. but i believe my subsection is called, "hentai". what show is ur character Tea from?

-Brian

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From: xxx
Date: Aug 28, 2006 3:09 PM



Well you could either tell them they had it coming or you could plea for second degree manslaughter, the killing of multiple being without preconception or murderous intent. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 27, 2006 11:16 PM


hey, my lawyers tried the "testing mortality" defense for my double homicide case, but no luck. any suggestions? your friend in Jail,

-Brian



#6:





My first attempt at neg-hitting didn't go so well, but probably because I went way overboard [her profile said she loves pick-up lines]:

Date: Aug 28, 2006 3:05 PM Flag spam/abuse [? ]
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: so u love pick-up lines?

Body: man that must kind of suck to have so many different flavors of semen pumped into your grandmothers, oh well at least u came out looking alright.

u start up @ UofM yet?

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Aug 28, 2006 2:47 PM


I'm actually more of a mutt...my last name is xxx...super Irish, but im irish, dutch, german, and indian...and yes i go to bars all the time...i have a fake id...in fact we celebrated my birthday this previous weekend...it ended with me being arrested at 430 in the morning and my truck almost being impounded...lol, so um yea! -Jennifer

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 28, 2006 2:40 PM


thanks. so, is it hard being 20 and a typical Irish alcoholic? get thrown out of many bars? u know, u don't look very Irish, and that's too bad cause redheads are smokin' hot.

-Brian
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From: xxx
Date: Aug 28, 2006 6:18 AM


lmao...omg i have NEVER heard that one before...i love it!

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From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 27, 2006 11:26 PM


I like your legs so much I'm going to name them. Left one is Labor Day and right one is Halloween. Can I see you in between the holidays?

-Brian

She's read the last msg, but no response. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Finally I've got a "cougar" ready to pounce:

#7:





She's 36 years-old and pretty much a lay-up, only problem is even >I< am too embarrassed to be seen with this one in real life. According to TimM, the way I treat this one (constantly pushing our date back, not making myself available, not always calling her when she wants me to) is the way I should treat every one of these women if I want them to be interested in me. Also, TimM claims that the black/white pic is at least 10 years old and she will prob be very hideous IRL.

-Brian

[TuneTools]

Christ BRian. Please tell me that your post is a joke. Half of those girls are hideous. The college bball player looks like a freak.