cop raids my house, accuses me of being an online poker fraud artist

Adam22 · #1 01-22-2006, 05:53 AM

my room mate had a warrant out for his arrest due to his girlfriend filing some stupid domestic abuse complaint ( she dropped it within a day, they smack each other around all the time ) and so these cops came to my house while i was not there and broke the door down and started accusing my room mate who was there of being an internet poker fraud artist because myself and the room mate who had the warrant both have two monitors set up. he kept yelling about it loudly so that our downstairs neighbor could hear about it before leaving and apprehending their guy at a later date ( all charges were dropped after he conveinently sat in jail for almost 2 weeks ).

the whole thing is funny to me ( and unrealistic. i play 10/20, my room mate plays 1/2 ) but i'm glad that they are sending out cops to bust down doors who also have immense knowledge of internet fraud. that's some good policing.

barongreenback · #2 01-22-2006, 06:00 AM

Dude, you have TWO monitors set up. You must be some kind of criminal mastermind. They should have booked you for planning to hold the UN to ransom with your doomsday weapon.

I prefer intelligence led policing (in all senses of the word).

tagtastic · #3 01-22-2006, 06:17 AM

Roomates who attract cops: -EV.

edfurlong · #4 01-22-2006, 06:19 AM

I called them and I plan to call them again.

ghostface · #5 01-22-2006, 06:21 AM

This isn't even remotely funny. If it was in BBV, maybe a different story. Nice job n00b.

Sponger. · #6 01-22-2006, 06:24 AM

Tonight at my house...

My roomates girlsfriend drunk little sister: Why do you have so many computers?
Me: Well its just 1 computer
Her: So do you fix computers and sell them? Is that why you have so many?
Me: [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

ghostface · #7 01-22-2006, 06:26 AM

Sponger, if having multiplte monitors get you more than 8 tables + porn, you need to fill us in on tactics. I usually just whore the [censored] out of everything while beating it to porn on my 3rd monitor.

Edit: Drunk little sisters??? I really could use some advice.

Sponger. · #8 01-22-2006, 06:29 AM

I've actually started turning off the 3rd monitor while 8 tabling because then I can't be distracted with other [censored].

Adam22 · #9 01-22-2006, 06:30 AM

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This isn't even remotely funny. If it was in BBV, maybe a different story. Nice job n00b.

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you failed, try again.

scorer · #10 01-22-2006, 10:10 AM

what state was this in?????