chess or poker

[Dan BRIGHT]

lol, little jim you expressed my thoughts exactly. This is definitely a thinly veiled brag post!

BTW I think what this thread really needs is another means of measuring our accomplishments, so here is my question:

Whats more impressive, being a chess master or having a large penis? Before you get your tape measures out, Id wager its penis size. My penis very long and very huge, however I do not think its worth my time to validate this claim to you guys through a screenshot or a bank statement (showing the records for how much ive won with it).

I really dont think any of you will be able to compare with me in this department. Well, maybe empiremaker2, but I havent heard his thoughts on this yet.