Ask BOTW what it is like to be a stalker...

[BOTW]

I am sharp. I didn't try to trip, I just stumbled.

I fell down.

It hurt.

I got up.

I want to help anyone else who is falling down. I only hope my words and thoughts here do that.

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this thesd neeeds to be beter by te tine I get up or [censored] will happne

[Peter666]

When did you first meet her? Was it love at first sight? Did you ever have sex with her?

[Jack of Arcades]

Are you Albert Belle?

[BOTW]

She was promiscuous. She was blonde and skinny with 36" [censored]. I like that, so yes "Love at first sight". I did have sex with her. We dated for a time.

After we broke up I broke into her house. I smashed her answering machine among other things. I bought her a new answering machine "to make amends", but I had the remote code. I usually knew where she was going and with whom. I would follow in some hollow hope that it wasn't true--she had to still love me. At the time it seemed reasonable, but sitting down the block, looking into a restaurant/bar window for hours is pretty [censored] dumb. Worse is not being able to find a parking spot close and hiding behind a tree across the street.

She figured out the answering machine thing when I called it when she was home. Soon after she got rid of the machine, I broke into her house again and was charged with b&e and domestic violence. Her Mom helped me get out of jail--I'm not sure why.

Edit: assface I trust your judgement, but like I said early on, no one died

[iron81]

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She was promiscuous. She was blonde and skinny with 36" [censored].

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Do you have pics? Would you please post them?

Added bonus for the OP: if you come through here, you'll get [censored] off your back.

[Peter666]

Pics would be sweet. I sympathize with the OP though. Falling madly in love and then having to deal with the fact that the creature you love and cherish is a skank has a profound emotional and mental impact. How can something so beautiful be so vulgar? It must really screw up the brain chemicals. Good luck with that.

[ThreeMartini]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29546

[nuggetz87]

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lol, that's hilarious.

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The most recent arrest came in May 1998, when he pretended to be a confession-booth priest in the hopes of manipulating a Fresno, CA, woman into unwittingly revealing her love for him.

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it's the way they described it - "Romantic Comedy-like behavior" - that makes it so hilarious. it's like imagining "Me, Myself and Irene" taking place in real life or something.

[maddog2030]

Have you ever told new girlfriends about this episode in your life?