dumb quick vegas story

[snagglepuss]

yeah, i kind of made a half-assed effort when i was looking around the elevator area for a phone so i could call up security, but was kind of flustered and didn't find one immediately.

i actually took the elevator downstairs the first time, and when i went to step off on the casino floor looking like i did, there were a lot of people and i got nervous and got back in the elevator. i explained to these old men what i had happened and they repeated like three times "yeah, sounds like you are screwed" without offering help or advice.

so back on the 19th floor i made the search for phone, didn't find one, considered using the phone in the elevator but thought that would be too weird and wouldn't work right, so then just manned up and strolled down there.

sadly bravos, i did not hook up with either registration chicks, though they were definitely cute enough.

[pismeyer]

Diggin' it...Very funny!! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[crackhead]

this was not a "dumb" story - it was awesome!!!

now if only you had some video to go along with it, then it would be "post of the year" material!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[dlk9s]

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as super embarassing as this is, now i am paranoid about my wang somehow bursting through the boxer fly.

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I would've assumed most 2+2'ers would do this on purpose.

[livenowson]

You are a FISH!

[wiper]

my girlfriend and i were staying up in cleveland one night, and we had just gotten back from the pool, and ordered pizza.

pizza guy called, so i went to the lobby to get it in my swimtrunks...

i'm not skinny.

got a couple looks, but i really didn't care because we were pretty high and really drunk, and it only took a couple minutes...

[censored] it. when are you going to ever see any of those people again??

[Cactus Jack]

Some time ago, a comedian on Bob and Tom Show said the same thing happened to Rodney Dangerfield, only he was nekkid and wrapped only in the sports page when he came to the comic's room. Imagining the looks on everyone's face when security came to open Rodney's door almost sent me off the road.

Just remembered that story. There were other Rodney stories that made that day a memorable commute.

[mp44]

I almost did not click this thread because of the title. I am glad I did

[Eder]

There is an old Winston Churchill story from WW2...he was called to an emergency meeting, but since it was late he was drunk as usual and never bothered to put pants on...showing up wearing his open fly pajama bottoms. One of the females exclaimed loudly how undignified he was, standing there with his genitals sticking out, to which he calmly replied..."Madam, I wish to point out my penis is not sticking out...it is merely hanging there."

[shootaa]

if you took the euro deskies back to ure room, thats a story