Best Quick Joke you know

[Tony_P]

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Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

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And the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Who's shaving in there?!

[xorbie]

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Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

A: Christopher Walken

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Winnar.

[JaBlue]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: <font color="white">no eye deer </font>

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: <font color="white"> still no eye deer </font>

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?

A: <font color="white"> still no [censored]' eye deer </font>

[The Dude]

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?


It's not hard.

[Dave G.]

Dunno if this one has been posted, but it's another lightbulb one:

How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the lightbulb, and 10 to stand around going "yeah, I could do that".

[DougOzzzz]

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Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

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The packaging is generally poorly designed and cheaply made, as a method of cutting distribution costs. After all, most passengers wouldn't want a "Peanut Fee" attached to their already costly ticket prices in order to cover the expenses of higher quality wrappers. What are you complaining about, anyway? It's free food, and it's a nice snack. If you're really that bent on not enjoying the peanuts the airline so graciously provided you with, just save them and give them to the next homeless person you see. People these days are really selfish.

[The Vibesman]

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Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

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The packaging is generally poorly designed and cheaply made, as a method of cutting distribution costs. After all, most passengers wouldn't want a "Peanut Fee" attached to their already costly ticket prices in order to cover the expenses of higher quality wrappers. What are you complaining about, anyway? It's free food, and it's a nice snack. If you're really that bent on not enjoying the peanuts the airline so graciously provided you with, just save them and give them to the next homeless person you see. People these days are really selfish.

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Is that really the best quick joke you know?

[racistjokeguy]

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[Sephus]

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[KipBond]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?
Bob.

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one legged woman? eileen


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One legged Chinese woman? Irene.