Best Quick Joke you know

[tmoore44]

Giraffe walks into a bar and announces to everyone "Highballs are on me"

[beernutz]

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?





Only one, but it has to want to change.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

[DMBFan23]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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two of them, hanging on the wall? curt n' rod

[mostsmooth]

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What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

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no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
theres more

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on the beach? Sandy
in the woods? Russell

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i told you there was more
on a poker table? chip

[jstnrgrs]

What does the dyslexic agnostic insomniac think about when he can't sleep?

<font color="white"> He wonders if there's a dog.</font>

[Gildwulf]

Wow, I just got home and checked this thread...it took off pretty quickly:P

As for the original joke, it's funny because Republicans/current administration won't admit anything's wrong and whenever someone criticizes of something they label them an unpatriotic freedom-hating liberal. That's why it's funny.

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Q. How many indy kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. <font color="white">You mean you don't know?!?</font>

[Gildwulf]

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Q. How many indy kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. <font color="white">You mean you don't know?!?</font>

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nh

[jstnrgrs]

What's better than winning the special olympics?
<font color="white"> Not being a retard. </font>