Best Quick Joke you know

[Awesemo]

What do gay cows eat? Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

[ethan]

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

A: <font color="white">You can unscrew a lightbulb.</font>

[K Steel]

Q: Why are so many black people racist?

A: <font color="white">Because they hate white people. </font>

[SlackerMcFly]

What's the difference between a Catholic blow-up doll and a Muslim one?

A: <font color="white">The Muslim one blows herself up. </font>

[Rubeskies]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

The first one says, "Oh my God I'm on fire!"

The second one says, "Holy sh it, a talking muffin."

[Richard Tanner]

Also in that theme.
Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a nine year old?
A: Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

OR

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a nine year old girl?
A: Nothing, not a GOD DAMN thing!!!

OR

Q: Why have sex with a nine year old girl in the shower?
A: Slick her hair back and from behind it's like a nine year old boy.

All for now, I think I hear sirens in the distance, I'll post more after I post bail.

Cody

[benfranklin]

Q. How many French soldiers are needed to defend Paris?

A. (white) <font color="white"> No one knows. It's never been tried. </font>

[Richard Tanner]

In keeping with the theme.
Q: What's Helen Keller's favorite color
A: Corderoy (sp?)

Cody

[Richard Tanner]

In addition,
Q: Why are French roads lined in trees
A: German soldiers like marching in the shade.

Cody

[mostsmooth]

[ QUOTE ]
What do you call a quadraplegic in the water?





Bob.

[/ QUOTE ]
no arms no legs on your doorstep? matt
in a pothole? phil
on the wall? art
no legs? neil
one legged woman? eileen
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