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Old 07-10-2006, 03:33 PM
Elevens Elevens is offline
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Sell the damn thing on eBay.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:36 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's retarded!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's retarded!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.

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This can backfire immediately.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
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All, if your plan doesn't involve lathing something it probably sucks.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's retarded!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.

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You and I have vastly different problem-solving strategies, sir. No roommate is that bad.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
Gunny Highway Gunny Highway is offline
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When he's not home, just start taking his blongings and lathing them down to nothing one by one.

Seriously though, that thing's not that big. Why doesn't he keep it in his room?
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:39 PM
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Why isn't the lathe in his bedroom? That's retarded!

Here's the way out of your situation... You, or one of your other good roomates needs to "come out" (hey, take one for the team!) and start hitting on this guy. Repeatedly and constantly. When he complains, you guys all have to stick together, call him a homophobe and insist the rest of you are all open minded... If you really want to get him out fast, start regularly making out in the livingroom with your other roommates.

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i'm not sure how making out with his roommates helps his situation??
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:40 PM
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When he's not home, just start taking his blongings and lathing them down to nothing one by one.

Seriously though, that thing's not that big. Why doesn't he keep it in his room?

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He's probably smart enough not to want a lathe in his room.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:41 PM
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That is about the funniest picture I have ever seen. And even funnier to me is I have no idea why it's so funny.

SLOTD sir! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Just print up that picture and carry it around in your wallet. Pull it out if anyone ever tries to take your roommate's side or doubts his douchey-ness.
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Old 07-10-2006, 03:41 PM
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That is about the funniest picture I have ever seen. And even funnier to me is I have no idea why it's so funny.

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Simplicity. There's nothing fancy or pompous, it's just a lathe in the living room.
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