SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc)

[Dazarath]

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Note careful application here of the latest Sklansky/Miller concepts from NLHETAP, especially the one I'll paraphrase as "When You Have The Nuts, Push All Your Money In."

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Haha, I love it. Check this out.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (10 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($235)
MP2 ($144.50)
MP3 ($162.60)
CO ($90)
Button ($88)
SB ($198)
Hero ($200)
UTG ($208.30)
UTG+1 ($313.53)
UTG+2 ($120.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
<font color="#666666">8 folds</font>, SB (poster) completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $4.

Flop: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $11</font>, SB calls $11.

Turn: ($34) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($34) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $50</font>, Hero calls $183 (All-In), SB calls $131 (All-In).

Final Pot: $398

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8c 8h (full house, kings full of eights).
Hero has Ad Kc (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $398. </font>

ZEEBO THEOREM'ED!

And this one... I had a read that this guy would stack off if I hit. Apparently, I was correct.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (10 handed) internettexasholdem.com

MP1 ($159.23)
MP2 ($146.80)
MP3 ($170.85)
CO ($283.02)
Button ($202.10)
SB ($211.65)
Hero ($200)
UTG ($91.28)
UTG+1 ($401)
UTG+2 ($184.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, <font color="#666666">8 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: ($5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $8</font>, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($21) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $10</font>, Hero calls $10.

River: ($41) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero calls $180 (All-In), UTG calls $71.28 (All-In).

Final Pot: $292.28

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 7s Ks (flush, ace high).
UTG has Kd Ac (straight, five high).
Outcome: Hero wins $292.28. </font>

The funny thing is, in both of these hands, the villains insta-called. I'm sure playing the board is a great reason to call huge overbets.

[Isura]

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OK, post here your suggestions for my new title:

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This is not up for debate you knob

[ChipStorm]

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OK, post here your suggestions for my new title:

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This is not up for debate you knob

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LOL.

[ajmargarine]

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OK, post here your suggestions for my new title:

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This is not up for debate you knob

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Just so everyone knows: I changed dbitel's title to knob. I mentioned to him in pm that he didn't have to keep it if he didn't want to. He said meh, it was OK. But, that he'd ask in the cheese thread if anyone could think of a better one.

Btw, that goes for everyone at 2p2. If a mod gives you a title that you don't want, you don't have to keep it. PM a mod and it'll get changed to something agreeable or you can go back to the default titling.

[tkkjsoup]

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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Waffle House. Their waffles are awesome. They are mostly in the South though, so I only eat there when traveling. I think there's a few in Kansas City; but, that's about it for WH's in the Midwest.

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20 minutes up the road from here on the outskirts of KC. To heck with Wendy's. WH rules the late night.

[cbloom]

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So, I found a guy who would call preflop all ins with any two cards. He sort of played bad all around, but for some reason he just would not fold anything to a preflop all in. So, of course, I dumped two stacks to him and then he left. AAARRRGGG!!!
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No Limit Hold'em Ring Game (6 max) , 5 players
Blinds : $1/$2

Stacks:
Hero : $183
CO : $199.72
Button : $167.16
SB : $399.59
BB : $242.70

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $12</font>, 3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $183 (all-in)</font>, CO calls ($171).

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($369, 2 players)

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($369, 2 players)

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($369, 2 players)

Results: (final pot $369)
Hero shows 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (One Pair)
CO wins $367 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (Two Pair)


No Limit Hold'em Ring Game (6 max) , 6 players
Blinds : $1/$2

Stacks:
UTG : $294.71
MP : $200
CO : $203.77
Button : $482.90
Hero : $333.85
BB : $288.54

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $36</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $60</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $333.85 (all-in)</font>, BB calls all-in ($228.54).

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($622.39, 2 players)

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($622.39, 2 players)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($622.39, 2 players)

Results: (final pot $622.39)
Hero wins $45.31 with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (No Pair)
BB wins $574.08 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (One Pair)

[xwillience]

cbloom- thats such an awesome guy to have at your table and directly to your left. nice table selection.

[Mercman572]

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OK, post here your suggestions for my new title:

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This is not up for debate you knob

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Just so everyone knows: I changed dbitel's title to knob. I mentioned to him in pm that he didn't have to keep it if he didn't want to. He said meh, it was OK. But, that he'd ask in the cheese thread if anyone could think of a better one.

Btw, that goes for everyone at 2p2. If a mod gives you a title that you don't want, you don't have to keep it. PM a mod and it'll get changed to something agreeable or you can go back to the default titling.

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Since when are we so official/PC? Don't be a f ag [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Pokey]

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Just so everyone knows: I changed dbitel's title to knob. I mentioned to him in pm that he didn't have to keep it if he didn't want to. He said meh, it was OK. But, that he'd ask in the cheese thread if anyone could think of a better one.


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How about "knob"? The capital letter makes it seem too formal, and db's such a freewheelin' kinda guy....

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Btw, that goes for everyone at 2p2. If a mod gives you a title that you don't want, you don't have to keep it. PM a mod and it'll get changed to something agreeable or you can go back to the default titling.


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About a month ago, the mods started some kind of turf war between themselves with my title as the battlegrounds. For a while, it was changing every couple days. Nowadays, I log in just to see what my new title will be....

Oh, and for the record: I have no problem with my revolving door of titles. It keeps things lively.

[Pokey]

On a totally unrelated note:

MY NEW AIR CONDITIONER IS INSTALLED! WOO!

For those of you who didn't know, my AC went out on Friday evening. Since the old unit is older than AJ, it wasn't worth repairing; I had to replace it. Of course, trying to get a new air conditioner installed in your house on the first day of a four-day weekend is...tricky. So, my house sat at a toasty 94 degrees until this afternoon. Now, $5,146 later, my house is cool and habitable.

I love the AC. I'm not a big fan of spending a $200NL bankroll on my new unit, but I looooove the AC.