whore this, ubersucker - Page 4

db9db9db9 · #31 07-02-2006, 02:30 AM

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It was in Internet Bonuses, but I can't remember the title.

Ed Miller did a good part of the legwork, but it's really a problem that cannot be understood unless you derive the solution yourself.

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I can't see how "legwork" is involved. It seems to involve functions of random variables to me. This isn't a trivial problem. When I ask for rigor, I get nothing. I'm suspicious. It seems you can't even begin to give a vague outline as to why this is true.

But I guess if I was smart, if I was educated, I'd already know the answer.

Ad Alta · #32 07-02-2006, 03:26 AM

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Bigger Bet Sizes drastically increase your HOURLY RATE.

This is and always shall be the only thing you should care about!!!!!!!

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Those with low bankrolls would be well advised to reduce risk of ruin at the cost of hourly rate. Hourly rate is only really important if there are other things you could be doing with your time worth more money (or more personal value).

UATrewqaz · #33 07-02-2006, 03:31 AM

Without any attempt to do any sort of actual mathematics or calculations I'm going to go out on a limb and say kyleb is 100% wrong due to the fact that he is one of the dumbest f*cks on the entire forum.

That is my only possible contribution to this thread.

Good day.

136913691369 · #34 07-02-2006, 03:37 AM

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Hourly rate is only really important if there are other things you could be doing with your time worth more money (or more personal value).

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Isn't basically everything of more personal value than sitting in front of your computer for 5 hours clearing a bonus. I'm pretty sure everyone here has better things to do than play BJ for 5 straight hours. The only way I would bet small is if I had the teeniest of bankrolls, then again getting a loan and playing with a bigger bankroll is probably smarter.

Ad Alta · #35 07-02-2006, 03:41 AM

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Isn't basically everything of more personal value than sitting in front of your computer for 5 hours clearing a bonus. I'm pretty sure everyone here has better things to do than play BJ for 5 straight hours. The only way I would bet small is if I had the teeniest of bankrolls, then again getting a loan and playing with a bigger bankroll is probably smarter.

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Somewhere out there, there has to be at least one person that likes gambling. I actually like video poker sometimes, for example.

Of course, I still use $5 coins and play it 4-line when possible, but that is beside the point.

Betting small sucks though, you're right about that. The smallest I bet is maybe $40 when clearing the Cherry bonus.

136913691369 · #36 07-02-2006, 04:15 AM

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Somewhere out there, there has to be at least one person that likes gambling. I actually like video poker sometimes, for example

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lol there are millions who love gambling including me, but bonus whoring isn't really gambling, especially betting $1 or $2 a hand following a chart. I can't imagine anyone getting enjoyment out of doing that.

ubercuber · #37 07-03-2006, 04:56 AM

This thread went wild! My first two casinos were Intercasino and Bet365 because I couldn't, and still can't get starluck or planetluck to install properly... "a required resource is missing, try downloading again". Intercasino I bet $2 hand cuz I a noob and couldn't find the $1 tables, bet 365 made me wager 4800 for the $200.00.

I had a little fun playing at first but it quickly became tiresome and I seriouly wondered how you guys are making $1500+ and still playing poker!? Bigger bets...hmmm. So, if this goes wrong, which it did for me at small bets, when can you walk away without screwing yourself and your fellow whores out of future bonuses? Bust your bonus and cashout? Bust you bonus and you deposit and try again another month? That could get pretty damn spendy!! Casinobonuswhores is pretty insistant on betting $1/hand but I don't think I can play that many hands!

I don't have a huge roll at all, I have about 4k for poker, sports, and casino... in case your willing to offer a plan!

db9db9db9 · #38 07-03-2006, 05:55 AM

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This thread went wild! My first two casinos were Intercasino and Bet365 because I couldn't, and still can't get starluck or planetluck to install properly... "a required resource is missing, try downloading again". Intercasino I bet $2 hand cuz I a noob and couldn't find the $1 tables, bet 365 made me wager 4800 for the $200.00.

I had a little fun playing at first but it quickly became tiresome and I seriouly wondered how you guys are making $1500+ and still playing poker!? Bigger bets...hmmm. So, if this goes wrong, which it did for me at small bets, when can you walk away without screwing yourself and your fellow whores out of future bonuses? Bust your bonus and cashout? Bust you bonus and you deposit and try again another month? That could get pretty damn spendy!! Casinobonuswhores is pretty insistant on betting $1/hand but I don't think I can play that many hands!

I don't have a huge roll at all, I have about 4k for poker, sports, and casino... in case your willing to offer a plan!

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If this is enough to discourage you, casino bonus chasing probably isn't for you. It's not for everyone. At it's best, it's tedious. You have to contact customer support when your bonus doesn't get credited, or you can't download the software, or you didn't get your cashout, etc., etc., etc.

It can be a pain in the ass, but it can also be a lot of free money. There's an opportunity cost to all of our activities. This is not Sugar Mountain. Persevere, if you want to make some [relatively] easy money. Or not.

FoldEqu1ty · #39 07-03-2006, 09:37 AM

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I have about 4k for poker, sports, and casino... in case your willing to offer a plan!

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Rathole.

Ortho · #40 07-03-2006, 10:50 AM

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Jesus Christ, wake up guys.

Who gives a crap about marginal increases in EV?
Bigger Bet Sizes drastically increase your HOURLY RATE.

This is and always shall be the only thing you should care about!!!!!!!!

The end!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, well, maybe the number of hours you can earn the hourly rate for could be a bit important, but whatever.

I personally like to deposit all my money into all the monthly casinos I do at exactly the same time and bet it all on one hand in each casino at exactly the same time. I have had to fill my house with computers and train my cats to click the mouse on command, but find that doing this gives me the highest possible hourly rate.