my version of ray zee's "the different stages in a player's life"

[DJ Sensei]

I don't see why yall all hate poker so much. I'm a pro, and I still love poker! Obviously, its hard work to maintain a level of attention and intensity for 3 hour sessions of 6-tabling on your A game, and to keep working on your game so you can beat the higher levels is a commitment... but come on, its still a game, and we're (well, many of us at least) making way more money doing this than anybody else we know, on our own schedules, and without a boss breathing down your neck. What could be better?