Funny girlfriend quotes

[VTDuffman]

[Watching a BC-Duke Basketball game, the camera cuts to a shot of Doug Flutie.]

gf: Who's that 'tard?
me: That's Doug Flutie, he used to be QB for BC.
gf: Doug Flutie sucks.

(later)

gf: Who the hell is announcing this game?
me: Dick Vitale.
gf: Dick Vitale is annoying.

Yeah, I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] her.