Funny girlfriend quotes

[IlPug]

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me: Honey, that woman ahead has no top on!
her: Want to borrow my sunglasses?

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oh yeah, shes a keeper!

-pug

[Shenlong]

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gf: So you're homophobic?
me: No, I just don't want to go to a gay bar.
me: I'd probably get hit on, you know gay dudes dig the 'fro.
gf: Yeah, they'd be on you like gay men on... rice.

Had to be there.

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Anytime you end a story with "Had to be there" or anything of the like, it was probably better left untold.

[CappyAA]

At a bar Saturday night and taking a girl's cherry blowpop out of her hand...

Her: "You just stole my cherry"

[MikeyPatriot]

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Off Topic-ing to a Sister In Law quote:

My wife and I pronounce some words differently, and it's always a competitive heated discussion (in a fun way). She gets her family into it because they all pronounce words the same, so obviously this makes it "right."

During a trip for ice cream with my wife, her sister, and her husband, my wife had brought a coupon and it sparked a discussion about the pronounciation of coupon...

Sister in law: Its CUE-pon, like a cue ball! (or some example like that.)

Me: No, its COO-pon, like a chicken coop.

Sister in Law: That's rediculous, it can't be COO because its not spelled like that! How do you think you spell a military coup?! C-O-U-P?!

No more conversation was required.

Ray

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My girlfriend and I do this too. There's lots of "Let's check dictionary.com!" in our relationship. She's originally from Jersey and I from Illinois, so there's lots of stuff I pick on. (water = werter, ball = buhawl) It's worse when were visiting her family.

[Dazarath]

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Sister in Law: That's rediculous, it can't be COO because its not spelled like that! How do you think you spell a military coup?! C-O-U-P?!

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Wow. Not only is her statement wrong, her logic wasn't even correct.

[DrewDevil]

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Monday night, I left my cell phone in my gf's car. She gave it back to me yesterday, and I had a text message. It was from her, and it said "I have your phone."

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Awesome.

[RayPowers]

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Sister in Law: That's rediculous, it can't be COO because its not spelled like that! How do you think you spell a military coup?! C-O-U-P?!

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Wow. Not only is her statement wrong, her logic wasn't even correct.

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In her defense, she's pretty smart, and realized what she said almost right after she said it.

Was great for a laugh tho. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Ray

[kyro]

Her: Guess what I had for dinner tonight?
Me: Seafood?
Her: Close. Tuna!

[namknils]

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Monday night, I left my cell phone in my gf's car. She gave it back to me yesterday, and I had a text message. It was from her, and it said "I have your phone."

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Awesome.

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[moondogg]

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There's lots of "Let's check dictionary.com!" in our relationship.

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Wow. That sounds like a friggin blast.

Do you spend your Saturdays playing some hot, sexy Scrabble?