OT- Free coaching/lap dances!

[Indiana]

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Acutally forget the best strip clubs! Where are the cheap ones that have hot girls in them? Last time I was in vegas for spring break I went to one that is 18 and over because im only 20. This was my first time in a strip club and it cost 30 bucks just to get in! Many girls approached me asking me if i wanted a lapdance but all i had was 50 bucks in my pocket so i had to pick the best one. I finally picked this hot azn one because i have a thing for asians =0. She took me to the 15 min, 30 min, 1 hour room but i told her i couldnt afford it. She thought i was rich because i was wearing a Lacoste polo shirt haha. She then took me to another room where she gave me my first lapdance. It was great!!! She knew how to work it! The lapdance cost 35 bucks and i soon realized i only have 50 bucks in my pocket. I didnt want to tip her the whole 50 so i asked for change. You can't tip that much for a lap dance right? The lapdance only lasted for a couple minutes =(. Whoever been to the 30 min room or 1 hour room, What do they do in there? What is the differences between the 18 and over strip clubs and the 21 and over ones? Im sad that is the first time i felt boobies [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Eh, there are asian "massage" parlors all over town where you can get more than a lap dance for around 100 bucks. I'm no expert but I know they exist. I also have a thing for the asian ladies, which might explain why I married one

In the 30 min "VIP" room they just grind you longer and harder and pretend that you matter to them. No biggie.

Indy

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How much harder can they grind and can they last 30 minutes? Is there any strip clubs with no entrance fee's and 20 dollar lap dances =0. Seems like you can blow your whole bankroll in a stripclub in a couple of hours! Any tips to get the strippers to dance longer for free [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] No i don't want to go to a whorehouse im saving myself for the right girl [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Last of all how much are you suppose to tip?

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Come to Indiana dude, the lap dances are $10 and the girl will go home with you for $250. Seriously, strippers are generally a waste of $$$. I don't know why there are so many clubs to watch a girl dance and take your money without even giving up the manual release

Indy

[zipppy]

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Aquarium Manager


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winnar.

[pineapple888]

OK, I didn't read all of these, but you should consider leaving out a title completely.

Name and phone number only (on a non-cheap card) screams out "Wealthy man of leisure".

If you give it some thought you'll see why this image is +EV in almost any situation.

Any "cute/funny" title will be amusing for a couple of weeks, but it won't take you long to get sick of it/annoyed/embarrassed which defeats the whole purpose. IHMO.

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Whaler
Marine Biologist
Oceanologist
Fisheries scientist
Coast guard
Scuba diver
Engineer

[BHokie1]

Poker Professional

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, not the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to changes."

(Quote is from Darwin)

[zipppy]

No one's really come up with ironic titles. Since you make a lot of $$ playing poker, but also spend a lot of time posting with guys like us, the most ironic title I can think of is:

"Winner"

Works on so many levels it's scary. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

zip

[lacky]

"I Work with Retards"

[Snarf]

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"I Work with Retards"

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How about just, "Retard" ?

or like Retard with something...


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Poker Retard

Equity Retard

Retarded Retard

King of the Retards..


...I'm like totally disqualifying myself from this contest aren't I?

[AnthonyV]

Two ways to go with this...

Style #1:

- Equity Growth and Management Specialist
- Strategic Risk Assessor and Investment Modeling Consultant
- Competition and Industry Mnemonist

Style #2:

- Director of Aquatic Life Agronomy and Cultivation
- Farmhand

[Slim Pickens]

Getting cards printed up is going to be a waste unless you have some embossed seal or something on it. I got a 160-pack of clean edge card stock from office depot for about $20, then designed my own. I basically copied my school business office design, which I liked visually, but didn't feel like paying $50 for 100 cards that look the same as the ones I make myself with an HP color deskjet. I downloaded the template from the Avery website and the printing was easy. If you do it that way you can change the title whenever you want.

I like "professional poker player" in all lower case. If you try to go funny/ironic, it'll turn out just like getting your college girlfriend's name tattooed on your butt. It'll seem like a fabulous idea at first, but then you'll just have to explain it away for a long time.