How Much Of A Jerk To My Wife Was I?

[vulturesrow]

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Jesus, Im torn. The OP sounds like a huge douche bag, but in some respects I think his wife is getting a free ride (not so much pertaining to the FW questions, just in general). I dont know how Im ever going to handle getting married.

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A free ride? WTF are you talking about? There is a little more to being married than a business agreement.

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A little more like what? I guess I just dont see the point of it. I have everything I want in the world right now, giving some girl half my money, while she barely works, etc just doesnt seem to make sense. But, Im sure this topic has been done to death, so lets just drop it.

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Well for starters, I would assume that someone you marry has a little more importance to you than just "some girl". Otherwise, youre right it doesnt make much sense. FWIW, I do agree that issues like this need to be talked about well before getting married.

[private joker]

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I'm the brains, she's the heart.


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Does she know this? "Honey, I'm a heartless genius. You may be an idiot, but you're sweet."

[DMBFan23]

you wont be laughing when she screws the pool boy

[bobman0330]

This is pretty bad, but at least you make up for it by making sure she has health insurance at all times, like a good provider. Wait, what's that you say? Oh my...

[samjjones]

You forgot

OPTION C
OP romances his hand for the next six months.

[TedForrestFan]

This is hilarious. I think your only mistake was telling her that she picked wrong. Or maybe offering her a choice you felt was "wrong" in the first place.

[JaredL]

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WTF? this is a marriage?

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[curtis012]

I'd increase my take to 70% and tell her the extra 4% is an idiot tax.

[Isura]

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WTF? this is a marriage?

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[Rev. Good Will]

I think you should email this thread to your wife