Hey, OOT. Let's start a rumor

[Empty_House]

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How about some sort of crazy home remedy?

Washing your face with pineapple juice can clear up acne?

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I love this.

[jokerthief]

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THE INTERIOIR DESIGN GUY ON QUEER EYE IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT!!!

Spread it.

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[rwanger]

A bogus statistic would be easy too. Lots of people could start posting it on websites and link to others, so it could achieve some real legitimacy if people searched for it.

"By 2010, it's estimated that only 5% of all highschool freshman will still be virgins before the end of the school year."

[Shenlong]

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A bogus statistic would be easy too. Lots of people could start posting it on websites and link to others, so it could achieve some real legitimacy if people searched for it.

"By 2010, it's estimated that only 5% of all highschool freshman will still be virgins before the end of the school year."

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I like this one, if only because if it actually got spread around a decent amount, high school freshmen virgins would be flipping a [censored] if they weren't able to get laid by the end of the school year. Can you imagine thinking that you were in the extreme minority for something like that, especially at that time in your life/development? I'd be nervous as balls.

[TheMainEvent]

Do people still fall for the fake CNN.com links? I haven't seen one in awhile.

[Empty_House]

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Do people still fall for the fake CNN.com links? I haven't seen one in awhile.

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That would give it away way too easily.

[GambleGamble]

if its gonna be a made up fact shouldnt it help us in some way

"regular male poker players on average can last 29% longer having sex than the average male"

this benefits us in
1 - more donkeys who start to play poker cuz they wanna be a stud
2 - more girls wanna bang us


could even justify the "stat" by making up reasons
eg - its due to there ability to focus on multiple things for long periods of time

[rwanger]

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I like this one, if only because if it actually got spread around a decent amount, high school freshmen virgins would be flipping a [censored] if they weren't able to get laid by the end of the school year. Can you imagine thinking that you were in the extreme minority for something like that, especially at that time in your life/development? I'd be nervous as balls.

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Damn, you just made me reconsider. I wouldn't want to be responsible for ruining millions of fragile growing psyches.

[rwanger]

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if its gonna be a made up fact shouldnt it help us in some way

"regular male poker players on average can last 29% longer having sex than the average male"

this benefits us in
1 - more donkeys who start to play poker cuz they wanna be a stud
2 - more girls wanna bang us


could even justify the "stat" by making up reasons
eg - its due to there ability to focus on multiple things for long periods of time

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This could go somewhere.

It could even be something like "In a study of 1053 regular poker players, penis size was found to have a strong correlation to success at the tables. John Sheffield, who designed the study, suggested that well endowed males tend to have higher confidence levels, a crucial component to winning, especially in games like no limit hold em."

[Empty_House]

Gold.