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#31
06-02-2006, 03:15 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
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[ QUOTE ] I had a friend who claimed to have split a bird in half with his radio antenna. [/ QUOTE ] Could a antenna cut a bird in half? [/ QUOTE ] What kind of bird and does the antenna have any sort of accessories on top - one of those smiley faces or a flag or anything? 
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#33
06-02-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
I haven't hit anything personally, but my friends have some wierd stories.
One of them was driving on the highway at around 80-90mph and a turkey that was in the road tried to fly up to avoid the car but instead went directly into his windsheild. The force was actually strong enough to shatter through the glass and the bird was essentially vaporized into the back seat of the car. All that was left was a blood soaked car, some small chucks and feathers. Another friend was on the highway and traveling behind a car in the right hand land. He went to pass that car and just as he did he saw a family in the center divider pulled over. The mom was in the passenger seat with the kids in the back. The dad was on the side of the highway trying to beckon something towards him. Thats when my friend saw the dochsand [wiener dog] standing in the road. The dog started to run but it ran directly away from the car instead of to the side so my friend plowed into the family dog, directly in front of the dads outstretched arms and the kids faces in the window. He heard it go under both tires and decided that it was best not to look back because it would be too aweful. Everyone listening to this story was laughing and digusted all at once.
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#34
06-02-2006, 04:11 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
I worked the best ever second job with my wife and drove around the city of Seattle during the wee hours putting up posters--HUGE pay (PM me if you want job and contact info). Early on one morning I was driving though a green light in North Seattle when she starts freaking out--"No, no, no, no..." BUMP, BUMP. It's 3:30am and I have no idea about what I just hit. I looked in the rear-view and saw a lifeless lump in the road that was the approximate size of a cat. I felt really sad about the kid who was waiting for, or worse finding his/her dead cat in the middle of the road. A few hours later my wife wondered aloud if any oppossum babies were waiting for their mommy to return. What a relief! A neighbors German Shepherd ran into my car one morning, but he was fine. The dude that owned the dog seemed more worried about my POS than his dog.
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#35
06-02-2006, 04:19 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
This is weird, I go months without hitting anything and then have death days where I hit every [censored] in sight. Dogs, birds, waterfowl, snakes, rabbits, cats, it's [censored] weird. Oh yeah, I live in the country.
Anyone else go on runs with this [censored]? I kinda get freaked out and a little jumpy when it happens, feel like the friggin grim reaper or something.
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#36
06-02-2006, 04:53 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
Years ago, driving through Texas at night, I hit one of these things
 It made a crunchy sound as it passed beneath the car.
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#37
06-02-2006, 05:25 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
I hit one of these
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#38
06-02-2006, 06:41 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
Back in high school, had a car full of girls, and swirved to hit a cat, as a joke. I had no intention of hitting the cat, but the dumb cat ran the wrong way, into my tire. Needless to say, I did not get laid by any of the girls in my car that night.
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#40
06-02-2006, 08:21 PM
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Re: Ever kill an animal with your car?
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Back in high school, had a car full of girls, and swirved to hit a cat, as a joke. I had no intention of hitting the cat, but the dumb cat ran the wrong way, into my tire. Needless to say, I did not get laid by any of the girls in my car that night. [/ QUOTE ] So you thought these particular girls thought the idea of hitting an animal was funny but not the execution? Sounds like you weren't going to get laid either way.
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