How many 5 year-olds.....

[Diplomat]

Jesus, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying over here.

-Diplomat

[FoxwoodsFiend]

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The cup certainly helps-but my knees/shins remain vulnerable so I'd say.....

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I have to think I could knock out that many with just my fists/short kicks before they break my shins

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are you made of glass? how hard do you think a 5 year-old could hit you? they'd be lucky to make bruises.

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Yo my ex-girls son was 2 1/2 He poped my in the mouth busting my lip open.(we were playing of course) Dont entirely under estamate these little bastards.

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That's because you let the kid get within striking reach of a part of your body that's soft and vulnerable. Have the kid punch you just as hard in the shin and he'd break his fist. Also, if you had punched the kid back even at half force he'd probably be dead. These kids are so weak, I'd say you can probably knock out a good 20 or 30 just in the first minute by zig-zagging through the crowd so they can't get a grip on you and grabbing random ones by the head to keep them still while you punch them in the face.

[FoxwoodsFiend]

The kids would suffer more from the presence of corpses than you would. At least you have the agility to avoid the corpses-these 5 year olds are so uncoordinated and can only take small steps so you have to assume most of them would trip over some corpses on their way to rush you. At that point, you could just step on their heads or kick them in the face. I might even think that it gets easier and easier to get these kids the more you've downed as you can adjust to the terrain better.

[FoxwoodsFiend]

You'd have to hunch over so low to actually tackle/barrel into them that you'd fall over the second one of the kids pushes you. A much better strategy would be the zig-zag and punch approach I mentioned earlier.

[Reef]

A group of little kids were walking through my campus today. I could swear they were eyeing me out- I know it. I almost went medieval on their asses!

[Shajen]

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You'd have to hunch over so low to actually tackle/barrel into them that you'd fall over the second one of the kids pushes you. A much better strategy would be the zig-zag and punch approach I mentioned earlier.

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I'm thinking the best approach would be to rip the legs off one of the spindly ones and use the bloody legs like clubs.

[Stork]

You can't pull a leg off a kid... just swing the whole kid around.

[Duke]

Anyone else think of the following regarding this thread?



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[Shajen]

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You can't pull a leg off a kid... just swing the whole kid around.

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obviously you've never seen me eat chicken wings.

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[realwtf]

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I still can't believe people are discussing "hitting". It is very much more efficient to snap the little bastards necks.

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I love the nech snapping idea.

Would probably be best to pick your moments though. Like say you have one not really in the group coming towards you. This would be a moment to neck snap..

Maybe afterwords you can toss the toddler into a small group of them to immobilize for a few moments. Perhaps even use the neck snapped as a weapon until another nech snapping oppertunity comes along.