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#71
05-31-2006, 11:27 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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My wife's favorite joke: A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *anything* you want." Again the guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool." [/ QUOTE ] winner 
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#72
06-01-2006, 04:00 AM
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My email .sig in college: "My other car is a cdr" [/ QUOTE ] Only the nerdiest of nerds will get this one. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#74
06-01-2006, 09:27 AM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
2 mathematicians were eating lunch and discussing the overall state of society. mathematician A maintained that the general population were remarkably stupid while mathematican B disagreed and felt that A was underestimating the masses.
they decided to resolve their disagreement with a simple, friendly wager. they would ask the waitress, who was a young blond lady a simple integration problem. they agreed the question would be, "what is the integral of 1?" at this point A retired to the bathroom, and B, shadily, sought out the waitress. he said to her, "my friend and i have a wager and i will tip you well if you will help me win. we will ask you a question and all you must do is answer with 'x'." she left and in A returned none the wiser. when she returned they proceed with the question. a: dear, we have a question for you. b: are you able to tell us the integral of 1? waitress: of course, the answer is x. A was quite surprised though impressed while B smiled smugly. with that the waitress finished clearing the table was about to walk off when she turned and said, "plus a constant."
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#77
06-01-2006, 03:01 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
I dont get it.
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#78
06-01-2006, 05:45 PM
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[ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo.
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#79
06-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] I feel better about myself for not getting it now. I didn't get it because it was stupid.
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#80
06-01-2006, 06:01 PM
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] alllllreaadddddddyyyyy pooostttedddddddddd [/ QUOTE ]And not very funny. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] -Sam [/ QUOTE ] you likely dont get it. point was both math dudes forgot about the constant but the dumb blond waitress knew. its a dumb joke no doubt but its a bit clever imo. [/ QUOTE ] I feel better about myself for not getting it now. I didn't get it because it was stupid. [/ QUOTE ] It's because many math people, even the brightest forget to put c or the constant in the integral.
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