How many 5 year-olds.....

[Duke]

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Has anyone addresses footwear?

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What about clothing in general? I assumed that everyone was naked.

~D

[J_V]

Yes, 100 is too low.

[Justin A]

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I have video tape of me yelling at Forrest Gregg, Green Bay head coach, for not running the ball in a 3rd and short situation. As far as he tape shows, there was no prompting from my parents or anyone else for this outburst. However, it was filmed a month before my 6th b-day, and I was one of those special, advanced kids.

The 5yos I coached on the soccer field are smart enough to hold positions (with verbal coaching from the sidelines).

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That's awesome. My only stories from when I was five go something like this:

I was the most advanced student in kindergarten, so when the teacher ran to the office for an errand, she left me in charge. All hell broke loose when I got distracted by some cool toys, and I actually got in trouble. But then she got in trouble when my mom heard about it and really chewed the teacher out.

I was playing baseball when I was five, and I was out in left field, both literally and figuratively. A helicopter overhead caught my attention, and after hearing some screaming from the dugout, I look down just in time to see the ball rolling past me out towards the fence.

You must be a freak of nature, I'm rather impressed that you even watched sports at that age, let alone got pissed that they didn't run the ball on third and short. Most five year olds are dumb, slow, and weak.

Justin A

[lucas9000]

i addressed that earlier. to summarize: i don't like naked because it's too nambla for my tastes.

if you're allowed to wear jeans, decent footwear and a decent long-sleeved shirt you can increase your number by at least 5% i think. jeans especially are +ev.

[Freakin]

"How can you shoot innocent women and children!?!"

"Easy, you just don't lead them as much"

Freakin

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

The attire is normal street clothes in normal layers. That means jeans, t-shirt or similar, and normal tennis/walking shoes. It also means you're not able to wear multiple pairs of jeans or a ton of shirts or something made of kevlar. Also on the banlist would be steel-toed shoes/boots.

[Duke]

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i addressed that earlier. to summarize: i don't like naked because it's too nambla for my tastes.

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Yeah, and for others the erection might get in the way.

~D

[lucas9000]

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?iaja5ky6jow

[A_C_Slater]

I haven't read all the posts on this topic so this may have been mentioned already but.....


I think this comes down to a matter of conditioning. There's no way even a full gym of 5 year olds is going to knock out an adult until he gets tired. How many of them can you knock out before you get tired? You can't puch all day. It would be like the Ali/Foreman fight. Ali just let George pound the [censored] out of him until he was too tired to even stand. I think the most effective tactic to use against them would be grabbing the back of their heads and yanking it down violently into your rising knee-cap.

[Zoltri]

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The kids receive one day of training specifically to team up to take down one adult.

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